RIP Farrah

Rot in Hell you Pedophile

Death really does come in threes.

Good news for Patrick Swayze!

Michael Jackson completed the trifecta by having a cardiac arrest and dying today along with Farrah Fawcett.

ETA: Ok forgot about David Carradine (how could I forget that death?!!) so really Michael started a new 3.

LANCING GINORMOUS CYST!

OMFG!!!

Alice In Wonderland

Mia Wasikowska--Alice


Johnny Depp--Mad Hatter

Matt Lucas--Tweedledee & Tweedledum

Helen Bonham Carter--Red Queen

Anne Hathaway--White Queen

Tim Burton's new movie has Alice (now 17 years old) returning to Wonderland a decade after her earlier adventures – having no memories of her first trip.

Based on both books, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking glass, Burton mixes both live action and CGI.

Also starring, Alan ­Rickman (the Caterpillar), Stephen Fry (the Cheshire Cat), Barbara Windsor (Dormouse) and Christopher Lee (the Jabberwock).

The film will be ­released in March 2010 also in 3D.

R.I.P.

Ed McMahon

Madonna and family

Madonna, Rocco, David and Lourdes fly back to London to await new addition, Mercy's arrival from Africa.

Madonna's purchase of Mercy has been completed and she was to fly from Malawi, along with three of Madonna's employees, to London.

After being purchased and moved to London, it is unclear whether Mercy will remain in London or join Madonna when she starts touring again in July.

Here's Bo

The White House release the Official Portrait of Bo the First Dog.

Cute, but not as cute as my baby.

Betty's unofficial portrait.

Public Enemies

Johnny Depp looking good as usual at the premiere of Public Enemies Thursday (June 18) in Chicago, Illinois.

Piano Man moving on

Billy Joel's third marriage is over.

A statement released by their representatives reads,

"After nearly five years of marriage Billy Joel & Katie Lee Joel have decided to separate. This decision is a result of much thoughtful consideration. Billy & Katie remain caring friends with admiration and respect for each other".

Katie Lee was 23 years old when they married, only 4 years older than Joel's daughter with Christie Brinkley. She has reportedly been involved in an affair with designer Yigal Azrouel.

Bruno Covers GQ

Sacha Baron Cohen as Bruno is the naked on the cover of GQ magazine ahead of the US premire of his newest movie.

Smearing herself with Goop

WTF did Goop spread on her legs? I understand not wanting to be ashy but this?

I love this caption from SoupSoup:

Gwyneth Paltrow was lubed up from the knees down like a hamster at Richard Gere’s house on Conan tonight.
Notice how her handlers must have wiped her down after the first commercial break.

Happy Birthday

RIP

David Carradine died during auto-erotic asphyxiation that went wrong, according to sources in Bangkok, Thailand, where he was found dead on Thursday. A Bangkok police officer speaking to the newspaper The Sun, said "A rope was attached to his neck and also to his penis".
Carradine's body was discovered in a hotel suite and local reports suggested he committed suicide.

But a statement from Carradine's representative now indicates the actor died during a sex act.
The spokesperson tells TMZ.com, "We can confirm 100 per cent that he never would have committed suicide. It was an accidental death. Everybody is in shock."

In a statement on behalf of her family, Martha Plimpton - the daughter of Carradine's brother Keith - says, "My Uncle David was a brilliantly talented, fiercely intelligent and generous man. He was the nexus of our family in so many ways, and drew us together over the years and kept us connected. I adored him as a child, and as an adult I admired and respected him. "We will all miss him terribly, and are so grateful for everyone's condolences. The passing of someone so loved is extremely difficult under any circumstances."

What is this dress?

I'll admit I wish I had the body for this dress.

But even then, I doubt I would wear it out in public.

Hot Harry playing polo.

Lick It

Daniel Craig popsickle.

Creepy.

more pictures at JustJared.com

Bruno at the MTV Movie Awards