Thursday, November 20, 2008

The Good

Red Carpet Arrivals
Grand Opening Atlantis--Dubai


Charlize--this is how to wear a white dress


Hohan--hate this twat but I must admit she looks good
of course the bar is low for her

Trinny Woodall--another beautiful white dress


Gerard Butler--it's been a long time (Phantom) since
he's looked this good
The Bad

Jade Jagger--Madonna did it better AND at in the 80's


Mischa Barton--needs a headband


Mary Kate--she does love the Mrs Roper dresses


Kylie Minogue--she just can't ever get it right


Daisy Lowe--ask Charlize for her stylist's number


Natalie Imbruglia--maybe if it was floor length?
Wow it lasted 9 months

The boring Benji Madden and skank Paris Hilton
have called it quits according to People.

Other sources claim he's to0 demanding, bosses her around and she wants to party.

Oh good just in time for the holidays a the single,
old slutty Paris running around.
Maybe she'll free Hohan and they can go wild like the old days.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Yeah Right

God I hate this idiot. Most things that come out of her mouth are stupid, so I'm not surprised at this.

She's telling People, "I was informed of my husband's divorce proceedings...by reading them online."

Whatever.

They have been separated since March.



Here is the biggest whore in Hollywood at the Fountainebleau Miami Beach grand opening Friday night.

Conflicting reports have her hitting hard on Madonna's new man, A-Rod
AND making out all night with some chick.

Either way, just stay away from the Butterscotch Stallion
and all will be good.

(I like the dress from the front but not so much after seeing the back.)

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Duh!

"You know, I don't really talk about my sexual orientation.
Everybody that knows me personally they know I'm gay. I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman, and I'm proud to be gay
."

Yeah, I don't need to know you personally to have
known you is gay Wanda, but I get your point.

Next? Queen, Oprah, Tommy???
Madonna-Las Vegas

We're back from Vegas and the Madonna concert was awesome.
She was an hour late and my sister was pissed but then I heard she was over 2 hours late in New York, so I guess we were lucky.



Can you believe she is 50?!
I doubt I could work out enough to be in this shape. Ever.

She hardly stopped moving the whole 2 hours.
Some parts were cheesy but overall, I loved it.


I've read online complaints about the guitar parts, but I liked them.


I'm a little sick of the stripper poles in her shows and she really needs to work on her skills. Basically she just spins on it.
Lame.


This is the worst costume I've seen.
The fake bangs only make it worse.
She later takes off the costume but not the fake hair.
Again. Lame.


Who is the singer on the screen?
I don't recognize him.
Anyone??

I'm still trying to decide if I should go to Ford Field tomorrow,
I probably won't, I like my new tradition of seeing her in Vegas
and to me, once I've seen a show, I don't need to see it over multiple times.


Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Two Breakups


Simon Cowell and Terri Seymour have split up.
In the breakup she received $9.4 million reportedly.
Wow! I'll date him next, moobs and all.

Also calling it quits are gross pedophile, Marilyn Manson and girl-child,
Evan Rachel Wood. Now she has another tat left over from
a broken relationship.

Monday, November 03, 2008

Lovely

Angelina looking as gorgeous as ever.

Sunday, November 02, 2008

Good Lord

It's official.
He's a fucking mess.