Arrested!!

Evidently last night was the night for celebrities to get arrested.

Matt Dillon was caughted speeding (boring!) in Newbury, Vermont driving 106 in a 65.

No comment from Dillon was given.

DUI!!

Charles Barkley was arrested last night in Arizona after being spotted running a stop sign and smelling of alcohol.

After failing a field sobriety test, he was transported to the police station for a blood alcohol test. Test results are pending.

Barley issued a statement, "I am disappointed that I put myself in that situation. The Scottsdale police were fantastic. I will not comment any further as it is a legal matter."

Broke?

Reports are swirling that Kevin Bacon and Keyra Sedgwick have lost everything except for their checking accounts and the land they own after investing with Bernard Madoff.

Kevin's publicist, Allen Eichhorn, confirmed this but wouldn't say how much money was lost.

Other Hollywood victims have included a charity linked to director Steven Spielberg, Jeffrey Katzenberg and Eric Roth.

Blind Items, let's guess

This celebutard has a world of positive publicity right now from every corner of the earth. Know the quickest way to lose it? By dating a married woman. Sure, the woman is a B- film actress but her ticket to A list will die quickly if this scandal hits. Do you know who she is? Maybe. But she has been, and is going to be in some of the biggest movies of the year. You would definitely recognize her face. Our celebutard has serious A+ name recognition right now. Oh, and she is considered a newlywed by any definition which makes this extra juicy, extra scandalous, and extra career threatening. (CDAN)

Which acting couple with a bit of an age gap between them is having trouble acting like their home life is going well? One discovered that other had briefly cheated on them, and they have been struggling to work through that betrayal out of the public eye. To make matters worse, there is now the added stress of a child in trouble, as they recently discovered that one of their kids has a drinking problem. (BG)

Dear Santa:
I have been a good girl all year. But I am sad, because I am getting older. In my profession, that is a no-no. Could you please bring me a new face and body for Christmas? While everyone is involved in the rush of the holiday season, they won’t even notice that I will be meeting you and your elves in your outpatient surgery center in Beverly Hills. And then I can appear on stage at the Academy Awards with a new face and body and and claim that it is all due to good genes or clean living or diet and exercise or any other excuse I can think of at the time! Oh, and while I can’t give you any of the credit, I can promise that I will bring you some milk and cookies.
Love, A Famous Actress (BG)

Yawn, an engagement

The couple who is as boring as plain oatmeal,

Tom Brady & Gisele Bundchen are engaged.

According to TMZ, Tom proposed in front of her parents, during a plane ride enroute to Boston on Christmas Eve.

On board were four dozen white roses and champagne.

This is the worst proposal story I've ever heard.

Fired??

First reported on CDAN and now being picked up by other blogs:

Balthazar Getty has been fired from ABC's Brothers and Sisters.

"...what I heard when I was sober and that is that Balthazar Getty has been fired from Brothers And Sisters. I don't know the reason. I don't know if it is because of Sienna or because he was sleeping with someone else on the show or if he just wandered the set looking for twinkies all day and not working. All I do know is his publicist says Balthazar has not been fired, and I of course say his happy ass was canned just in time for the holidays. Balthazar was let go. Dismissed. Given a pink slip. Shown the door."

Yes, he is good looking but after leaving his wife for Sienna Miller (who has dated his co-star on the show), I'm over him. Plus his character on the show is lame as hell. No loss.

R.I.P.

CNN is reporting the death of Eartha Kitt at the age of 81.

She died in New York while being treated for colon cancer.

Christmas eye candy

David & Victoria, along with the kids, had Christmas Eve lunch in London at Claridges.

Evidently the photographers flashes don't bother Romeo's epilepsy when Posh wants her family's pictures taken.

For more pictures, click here.

Score!!

(source)

Well, well, well. It seems that Lance Armstrong has spermies after all.

Despite having gone through chemotherapy after being diagnosed with testicular in 1996, he has managed to impregnate current girlfriend,

Anna Hansen. (I know, who??)

Another bastard celebrity baby!

His three children with ex-wife Kristen Richard were

conceived using his frozen sperm. (popsicle babies!!)

Seriously, even thinking he's shotting blanks, would you have

sex without condom with this man-whore?

He's screwed an Olsen (who cares which one), tramp Kate Hudson, Tory Burch, Sheryl Crow, Jake Gyllenhaal and Matthew McCongaughey.

He usually dates tall, thin, blond women and even though she's wearing a helmet and on a bike, Anna looks to be against type.

Today is Festivus.

I hope everyone has a great day, partaking in the "Airing of Grievances" and "Feats of Strength" and gathering around the Festivus pole.

Can you believe it's been over 11 years since this episode of Seinfeld first aired?

Much better

Twilight vampire Robert Pattinson finally

cut that gross hair. I know most everyone else on the

planet thought it was sexy, but I didn't.

Contractually, he was obligated not to cut it

until after all promotion for the movie ended.

With filming scheduled to start after the first of the year,

he probably won't be keeping this look for long.

Love this couple

Abbie and Ryan seem so right together,

which makes Reese's fake "relationship" even more silly.

Here's the cute couple at the airport yesterday departing

Australia for the United States just in time for Christmas.

Speaking of Beards

Damn!!

Yeah she may have married money but is it worth it? Really?

I wouldn't trade places with her for any amount of money. Believe me.

OMFG

I doubt this could be any more posed or gay.

You know he's not listening to her and just wants to get the pictures over with.

When is this fake "romance" scheduled to be over?

Bet YOUR Christmas won't be this fun

The ex-Mrs Guy Richie's Christmas plans are
being posted fast and furiously.

According to this report, Madonna and all of her children will arrive at Ashcombe House in Wiltshire on December 23 to spend "several days" with Guy.

He is planning on spoiling the children, letting them watch TV and having a turkey dinner on Christmas.

Madonna however, will be eating fish instead of turkey,
working out and entertaining her rebound boy,
Alex Rodriguez, as he will also join them in England at some point.

Now if we can just get Carlos Leon
and Dennis Rodman to come along we might have a
real Merry Christmas.

WTF? Who works out on Christmas?!!

Scary

Poor Nicole Kidman.
She is usually so beautiful but like Renee Zellweger she is messing with her face too much. And her hair, which was such a pretty vibrant red is now just old lady like.

Here she is in Germany promoting that bomb of movie, Australia.

Another Hollywood Baby

Didn't it seem like Naomi Watts was pregnant forever?
Well she finally had her second boy with Liev Schreiber.

Are these two married? I didn't think so, but then found this article saying they wed privately before their first child was born.

What do you think? Married or no?

R.I.P.

After suffering a heart attack last week,
Bettie Page has died.

She had went into a coma, didn't regain consciousness and passed away last evening.

Her complete obituary can be read here.

Sad

Last week it was reported that Mark Ruffalo's brother had been shot and was in critical condition. On Monday life support was removed and he died. Evidently from a self inflicted wound he received while "playing" Russian Roulette. (Seriously? people ACTUALLY do this?)

Yesterday Macaulay Culkin's older sister, Dakota was killed in a traffic accident.

How sad for both families.

Another one bites the dust

That didn't last very long.

Kate Walsh started "dating" Alex Young in April 2007, married on September 1, 2007 and he filed for divorce after separating November 22, 2008.

Wow! Now that's a whirlwind.

Blind items have long called this a sham marriage, so really are any of us surprised?

OJ sentenced to 30 years.

Just got done watching the sentencing on CourtTv and by their computations he received 7 1/2 - 30 years.

At 61 years old he could possibly die in prison.

Justice at last.

The Good

Red Carpet Arrivals
Grand Opening Atlantis--Dubai

Charlize--this is how to wear a white dress

Hohan--hate this twat but I must admit she looks good
of course the bar is low for her

Trinny Woodall--another beautiful white dress

Gerard Butler--it's been a long time (Phantom) since
he's looked this good

The Bad

Jade Jagger--Madonna did it better AND at in the 80's

Mischa Barton--needs a headband

Mary Kate--she does love the Mrs Roper dresses

Kylie Minogue--she just can't ever get it right

Daisy Lowe--ask Charlize for her stylist's number

Natalie Imbruglia--maybe if it was floor length?

Wow it lasted 9 months

The boring Benji Madden and skank Paris Hilton
have called it quits according to People.

Other sources claim he's to0 demanding, bosses her around and she wants to party.

Oh good just in time for the holidays a the single,
old slutty Paris running around.
Maybe she'll free Hohan and they can go wild like the old days.

Yeah Right

God I hate this idiot. Most things that come out of her mouth are stupid, so I'm not surprised at this.

She's telling People, "I was informed of my husband's divorce proceedings...by reading them online."

Whatever.

They have been separated since March.

Here is the biggest whore in Hollywood at the Fountainebleau Miami Beach grand opening Friday night.

Conflicting reports have her hitting hard on Madonna's new man, A-Rod
AND making out all night with some chick.

Either way, just stay away from the Butterscotch Stallion
and all will be good.

(I like the dress from the front but not so much after seeing the back.)

Duh!

"You know, I don't really talk about my sexual orientation.
Everybody that knows me personally they know I'm gay. I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman, and I'm proud to be gay."

Yeah, I don't need to know you personally to have
known you is gay Wanda, but I get your point.

Next? Queen, Oprah, Tommy???

Madonna-Las Vegas

We're back from Vegas and the Madonna concert was awesome.
She was an hour late and my sister was pissed but then I heard she was over 2 hours late in New York, so I guess we were lucky.

Can you believe she is 50?!
I doubt I could work out enough to be in this shape. Ever.

She hardly stopped moving the whole 2 hours.
Some parts were cheesy but overall, I loved it.

I've read online complaints about the guitar parts, but I liked them.

I'm a little sick of the stripper poles in her shows and she really needs to work on her skills. Basically she just spins on it.
Lame.

This is the worst costume I've seen.
The fake bangs only make it worse.
She later takes off the costume but not the fake hair.
Again. Lame.

Who is the singer on the screen?
I don't recognize him.
Anyone??

I'm still trying to decide if I should go to Ford Field tomorrow,
I probably won't, I like my new tradition of seeing her in Vegas
and to me, once I've seen a show, I don't need to see it over multiple times.

Two Breakups

Simon Cowell and Terri Seymour have split up.
In the breakup she received $9.4 million reportedly.
Wow! I'll date him next, moobs and all.

Also calling it quits are gross pedophile, Marilyn Manson and girl-child,
Evan Rachel Wood. Now she has another tat left over from
a broken relationship.

Lovely

Angelina looking as gorgeous as ever.

Good Lord

It's official.
He's a fucking mess.

Gwen & Zuma

Cute baby.
Stupid name.