Sex and the City Red Carpet New York

The Girls:

Cynthia Nixon--The best.
See Lindsay this is how a red haired lesbian should look.

Kristin Davis--Cute but why is she standing so weird?

Sarah Jessica--The dress is ok, but her face and hair don't help.
God she's fug

He looks thrilled to be dragged along.
Is that a clip on tie?

Kim Cattrall--I KNEW she would look the worst.
Damn I wish I could have someone to bet me.
Is that a POCKET??
Her stylist hates her.

The Bad.

Ashley Olsen--Why do none of her clothes fit?
Even I can afford tailoring.

Donna Karan--designers can't dress themselves.

Seinfelds--I HATE these twats.
Why is that belt threatening to strangle her?
I hope it succeeds.

Joan Allen--camel toe is never good.

Jill Hennessy--Too short for that slit.
Color is too light. Fivehead is too shiny.
Some points given for being able to count her ribs.

Katie Couric--Has the body of an old, fat gymnast. NOT. GOOD.

Caroline Rhea--WTF?
And pregnancy is no excuse for this mess.

The Good.

Emmy Rossum--A little long but nice.

Jason Lewis--Fucking HOT!!

Zac Posen--Wow look at those eyes.
He's not gay is he?

Lydia Hearst--I'd rather a skirt but it's cute and I like the green shoes.

Fergie--Butta face

The Iffy

Idina Menzel--Those shoes suck, did she get a trout pout?
And the dress is yucky. But she's usually pretty.

Patricia Field--who would know she's stylist?
From the thighs down she's ok but going North, not so much.

The Donald and Melanie--Another shapeless white dress.
Is she pregnant? And why the matching squinty eyes?

Guiliana DePandi--would have been good, except for
the scraps hanging down like toilet paper stuck in her underwear

Jennifer Hudson--Why won't fat girls get the correct size?
You don't wear the label on the outside.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Shiloh Nouvel Jolie Pitt !!!!

Natalie Portman--Poofy but beautiful.

Diane Kruger--Love her hair.

Donatella Versace--Pretty color. Her face isn't as gross as usual, but why is she so buff?

Joely Richardson--Very Nice

Georgia Chapman--Looks like a Christmas Barbie dress

Natasha Poly--I like it, reminds me of Madonna's dress from day before.

Juliette Lewis--Fucking crazy $cio but looks good (for her)

The Iffy:

Mary J Blige--That hair is unreal. The dress is great.

Rose McGowan--Maybe if it wasn't so metallic.
Remember before she messed with her face and she was pretty?
Yeah me either.

The Bad:

Madonna--I HATE having her on the bad list,
but WTF??

Sharon Stone--Are we surprised??

Milla Jovovich--She's supposed to be a designer?

Lily Donaldson--I don't care how skinny she is, this is hideous.

Petra Nemcova--So over her.

Zhang Ziyi--Isn't she usually pretty?
This looks like going to the bank for a loan clothes.

Frederique Bell--Not. Good.

My FAVORITE movie. After the last time I got dumped, I would watch this over and over almost every night. Anytime it's on tv, I'll watch it. Renee Z is my favorite actress. I love the books too. I wish Helen Fielding would write a third installment.