Happy New Year!!!

(one of these year's I'll bring in the new year in Vegas)

The BEST Christmas show EVER!!!!

From Teddy & Moo:

Her new boyfriend (pr stunt set up by Pimp Daddy) struggled all game, throwing three interceptions and fumbling the ball twice as his heavily favored Cowboys lost to the Philadelphia Eagles 10-6. At one point, the network even showed a montage of Simpson, 27, spliced with shots of Romo’s bad throws. As commentator Joe Buck noted, “It’s never easy to play in front of your girlfriend.” (or latest fuck buddy)

That seems especially true for Romo. The 27-year-old Pro-Bowler ended the game with a quarterback rating of just 22.2 – that’s the worst ever in his entire career. (Jessica sucks the life out of men, get away now before the playoffs.)(In comparison, his average rating this year is over 100.) His previous low? Last December, when then-girlfriend Carrie Underwood was in the stands. (pick better girls to screw and keep them out of the stadium)

His latest performance is sure to anger some of the always-outspoken Dallas diehards. In fact, the backlash may have already begun. According to the Dallas Morning News, Romo was heckled outside the arena last night by a female fan who shouted, “Worry about the game, not your girlfriend!” -people
I HATE Jessucka with a passion but I can usually overlook her stupidity but now she's messing with my team!!

Hopefully Lainey is correct when she says:

Prior to yesterday, Tony Romo and the Dallas Cowboys’ only loss of the year came at the hands of Tom Brady and the New England Patriots who’ve not bowed to anyone and are two wins from achieving the perfect season. But then Jessica Simpson (see below) shows up with Papa Perv in the stands, primping and posing for the cameras, and the Cowboys totally tank a game they should have won. Snort.

Athletes are more superstitious than Chinese people. Don’t be surprised if Jess gets the boot. Trust.

P.S.--Some people will never be pictured here, Jessucka is one of them. However, 14's pictures of her don't count as banned material.

Ok, I'm thinking that I am OVER Nicole Kidman. What the fuck was she thinking while purchasing (and then wearing) this "outfit"?

Holy hell. I'm almost thinking she's brilliant because she MUST know her face is beyond repair so by wearing this craptastic shiny Wizard of Oz themed suit it takes attention away from her head.

The hair has been looking like straw (Scarecrow) for quite some time. You know she must drink herself drunk and pass out every night (Dorothy--Judy Garland), wouldn't you? Your ex is a crazy couch jumping gay midget who is brainwashing your children with his crazy cult. Your new husband is banging young chicks left and right. So what do you do? Overdose on Botax!!! Yippee!!! Now you have to dress up like the Tinman to fool people's eyes away from the mess above the shoulders.

This outfit plus watching "Bewitched" last night has ended my infatuation with her. She needs to give back all the awards and retire quietly into the night.

Not too sure about the hair, but she's looking good.

Love, love, love these two. In New Orleans for Brad's project.

Too cute!