Happy New Year!!!

(one of these year's I'll bring in the new year in Vegas)

The BEST Christmas show EVER!!!!

From Teddy & Moo:

Her new boyfriend (pr stunt set up by Pimp Daddy) struggled all game, throwing three interceptions and fumbling the ball twice as his heavily favored Cowboys lost to the Philadelphia Eagles 10-6. At one point, the network even showed a montage of Simpson, 27, spliced with shots of Romo’s bad throws. As commentator Joe Buck noted, “It’s never easy to play in front of your girlfriend.” (or latest fuck buddy)

That seems especially true for Romo. The 27-year-old Pro-Bowler ended the game with a quarterback rating of just 22.2 – that’s the worst ever in his entire career. (Jessica sucks the life out of men, get away now before the playoffs.)(In comparison, his average rating this year is over 100.) His previous low? Last December, when then-girlfriend Carrie Underwood was in the stands. (pick better girls to screw and keep them out of the stadium)

His latest performance is sure to anger some of the always-outspoken Dallas diehards. In fact, the backlash may have already begun. According to the Dallas Morning News, Romo was heckled outside the arena last night by a female fan who shouted, “Worry about the game, not your girlfriend!” -people
I HATE Jessucka with a passion but I can usually overlook her stupidity but now she's messing with my team!!

Hopefully Lainey is correct when she says:

Prior to yesterday, Tony Romo and the Dallas Cowboys’ only loss of the year came at the hands of Tom Brady and the New England Patriots who’ve not bowed to anyone and are two wins from achieving the perfect season. But then Jessica Simpson (see below) shows up with Papa Perv in the stands, primping and posing for the cameras, and the Cowboys totally tank a game they should have won. Snort.

Athletes are more superstitious than Chinese people. Don’t be surprised if Jess gets the boot. Trust.

P.S.--Some people will never be pictured here, Jessucka is one of them. However, 14's pictures of her don't count as banned material.

Ok, I'm thinking that I am OVER Nicole Kidman. What the fuck was she thinking while purchasing (and then wearing) this "outfit"?

Holy hell. I'm almost thinking she's brilliant because she MUST know her face is beyond repair so by wearing this craptastic shiny Wizard of Oz themed suit it takes attention away from her head.

The hair has been looking like straw (Scarecrow) for quite some time. You know she must drink herself drunk and pass out every night (Dorothy--Judy Garland), wouldn't you? Your ex is a crazy couch jumping gay midget who is brainwashing your children with his crazy cult. Your new husband is banging young chicks left and right. So what do you do? Overdose on Botax!!! Yippee!!! Now you have to dress up like the Tinman to fool people's eyes away from the mess above the shoulders.

This outfit plus watching "Bewitched" last night has ended my infatuation with her. She needs to give back all the awards and retire quietly into the night.

Not too sure about the hair, but she's looking good.

Love, love, love these two. In New Orleans for Brad's project.

Too cute!

Happy Birthday

Anna,

r.i.p.

Howard: Things will get better. I'm sure Anna and Daniel knew how much you loved them. Dannilyn knows it too.

Boring I'm sure so I watched the 3rd place named last night and watched the rest today. Skipping ahead to see who won.

And 3rd place is:

Marie "the cougar" and Jonathon

She got him further than he's been before (as she loves to remind him) but he made a HUGE mistake last night with the scary doll routine.

So then some more boring crap, dances from the losers, oh yeah remember the girl model? and boy model? Wayne Newton and the boxer.

Then Mel and Maks dance--here's some eye candy for me.

Maks totally looks like he just had sex in the pic above. HOT!!

Someone on DListed said they thought he's be short and chubby. Yum.

Then Helio and Julianne danced. Here's some old pictures of them.

I've liked him since the first show. He said he won back to back races and he wants that for Julianne. I've voted for him since. I had a hell of a time voting yesterday. The lines were jammed tight. I could only vote on my mobile once but all three times on the regular phone.

Then FINALLY after forever the announcement:

Yippee!!!! Helio

Oh my fucking God in heaven. What the hell was that shit last night???

Since it was the "final" I watched it LIVE!!!! instead of watching the first 1/2 hour then watching The Big Bang Theory (seriously the funniest show on). What a waste of time.

Mel and Maks were lukewarm.

Marie was a complete moron. She dressed up in a short pink baby doll nightgown dress with pink dots on her cheecks, those hideous fake eyelashes and was one of her dolls. Judge Bruno Tonioli called her performance a cross between "Baby Jane and the bride of Chucky." Hee. More Baby Jane than Jennifer Tily I'd say.

Not only a horrible performance but then she must have been hopped up on anti-depressants again because she argued with EVERYTHING the judges said. Even when CariAnne was kissing her ass. From People: she "does not know how to graciously accept criticism, no matter how completely on the money it was"Too True.

The judges didn't say much about Helio and Julianne but their freestyle dance was really good. It reminded me of Ono's last year but better. I think because Marie's was so horrible it left a bad taste in the judge's mouths.

Ugg. I'm watching the beginning tonight to see who is 3rd place. Then I'll tune in later to see the winner but I'm not watching the whole thing. Celine Dion is on. GAG. Plus all the losers will probably be there.

Reruns of Mama's Family sounds so much better.

I love cute little animals.

Happy Thanksgiving

Today is the 9th Annual Transgender Day of Remembrance, which memorializes those who are killed due to anti-transgender hatred or prejudice.

Yippee!!! Cameron got voted gone last week. Now we are down to Scary, Helio (my 2 favorites), Marie and whiny crooked mouth Jenny.


Marie is really dropping the lbs. She looks really good again this week. Now if she would just SHUT UP and leave the stupid brothers home we'd be golden. Her dances were good but she's in last place. I still think her fan base will keep her over Jenny.


The Spice Girls were there to support Scary. All the girls gather round and talk except Posh. Posh just pouts and stands there skinny as hell. Later they do get her one on one and she has nice things to say. It's so weird when she finally does speak. Scary and Maks do the Paso Doble (still my favorite dance) and tear the place up.

Helio and Juliann. That tool Kevin Connelly has the hots for Juliann and bought her a ring that she wore last week so of course this week that's what I was looking for. They did get all 10's but I didn't see a ring.

Mel and Maks again. Scary is wearing this one piece cat suit thing with a cape. First she has a whip that she's twisting all over her body. Damn! I just keep thinking, "Bitch JUST had Eddie Murphy's baby like last week and look at that body". Not fair. Maks of course is hot.

Final Scores:

Scary & Helio 60
Stupid Jenny 58
Marie 56

Jenny needs to go.

Wow remember when Prince Andrew was hot? And he was in the Enquirer almost every week with Koo Stark and his nickname was "Randy Andy". Damn he is aging badly. Not good. Charles isn't either but at least he might be King some day. Now Edward who was always patsy and yucky looks the best. Scary.


Andrew could have had his trampy fugly girls put some decent clothes on for their grandparents anniversary dinner. And bras. I see Camilla got a seat up in the front row next to Philip. Harry looks hot as hell. William not so much. Back row I don't recognize.

Last night at the "taping" of the Victoria's Secret "fashion show".

I hope this isn't a preview of what the are going to wear on tour.

I really don't remember them being a hot band in the 90's but evidently they were and their tour is totally selling out.

Scary is in contention to win Danicing with the Stars. Posh is taking over LA with that hot piece of ass, David. Geri gets her picture in blogs quite often. The others not so much.

But these clothes. Yuck. Baby and Geri are wearing recycled dresses that Shitney wore 3 years ago and WTF is Posh wearing!!! Sporty looks like a giant dyke. Scary is the only cute one. Posh would be better off without the hot pink cover-up.

Hideous.

Sarah Michelle Gellar must have run out of ideas for birthday presents for her hot ass husband. Stupid bitch "gave" him her name changed from Gellar to Prinze.

What kind of present is that? They've been married for 5 years. Please. Marriage must be rocky. Bet he wants kids and she doesn't.

Look for a divorce within 2 years. Bet you.

Oh my fucking God!!!! Edyta actually had clothes on!!!! (well for the first dance at least) but instead stupid, whiny Jennie was and Edyta has a better body.
Julianne had on shorty shorts and even though she's 18, ass cheeks hanging out is NOT a good look on anyone.

Marie's dad died last week and evidently that's what she needed to lose weight.

She actually looked slimmer.

Jonathon seems nice and he's cute but he HAS to be gay, right?

Maybe not since he brings in his wife.

Marie needs her "permission" to get sexy during the Rumba.

So she walks in and he goes to kiss her and she twists her mouth away and he has to kiss her cheek. What the hell? Kiss him or turn your whole head. At the end she does it again.

What is her problem? Gay or not, that's just RUDE AS HELL.

Stupid heifer.



My favorite: Maks. Hot as hell as usual.

Both in black. The tango. Should have had at least one 10. They always get good music which I think helps plus Scary can actually dance AND is a performer.

As much as Edyta is naked is the same amount as gross Cameron has his shirt off. He has muscles but he creeps me out.

Child molester looking. Yuck. I can't decide if he annoys me more than Jennie though. It's a toss up.

Marie won't go this week so I hope it's one of them.



Totals:

Helio 57
Scary 56
Cameron 51
Jennie 50
Marie 49

Did you know Poppin' had a whole family?

Including a cat and dog?

Kinda cute even though I detest cats.

Opi which is my personal preference for nail varnish has a doggy line!!!

Guess who is going to be getting her nails done? I'm thinking Betty will look cut with Yuppy Puppy & Dog House Blues. I found a website that sells them but I'll probably check eBay too.



Juicy Crittoure, the first couture fragrance for dogs. (Crittoure--get it?)


This new wardrobe of couture canine fragrance and poochie personal care includes:


pawfum, $60

shampooch, $25

soft spot, $20

pawtection, $28

pawlettes, $25

polished paws, $14 & paw polish remover pads, $15

doggy house spray, $13

plus two boxed sets, $55 & $80


Paw polish comes in two colours: pink & brown. Is the brown for metrosexual pups?

Holy hell, what pervert is dressing these women???

Etnya is ALWAYS half naked, Julianne has some crazy furry thing on that she had to have had a brazilian wax for, poor Jane had some left over toilet paper from Halloween and they keep squeezing Marie's size 24 body in size 16 costumes. No wonder she fainted and Jane got sick.

Maks just oozes sex. Damn he's the only reason I watch this show. The guy is hot. And his pants are super tight. I think I see a stiffy after the Paso Doble (my favorite dance).

Ok why is Samantha going on about how sad everyone is over stupid Sabrina being gone? And Maks and Scary have pawprint tats. Maks shows his and Samantha says showing your support and at first I thought, "Now what did Lil' Kim do?" But I guess it was supposed to be a cheetah print. So I guess they are saying it should have been Cameron gone and the viewers are wrong? I don't think so.

Evidently they all must have those stupid tats because here's Tony with one and I think I saw one on Entya's butt. How stupid. At the end only two couples will be left. What kind of competition is this?

Jennie and Derek need to go, she whines too much and he creeps the hell out of me.