Oh my fucking God in heaven. What the hell was that shit last night???

Since it was the "final" I watched it LIVE!!!! instead of watching the first 1/2 hour then watching The Big Bang Theory (seriously the funniest show on). What a waste of time.

Mel and Maks were lukewarm.

Marie was a complete moron. She dressed up in a short pink baby doll nightgown dress with pink dots on her cheecks, those hideous fake eyelashes and was one of her dolls. Judge Bruno Tonioli called her performance a cross between "Baby Jane and the bride of Chucky." Hee. More Baby Jane than Jennifer Tily I'd say.

Not only a horrible performance but then she must have been hopped up on anti-depressants again because she argued with EVERYTHING the judges said. Even when CariAnne was kissing her ass. From People: she "does not know how to graciously accept criticism, no matter how completely on the money it was"Too True.

The judges didn't say much about Helio and Julianne but their freestyle dance was really good. It reminded me of Ono's last year but better. I think because Marie's was so horrible it left a bad taste in the judge's mouths.

Ugg. I'm watching the beginning tonight to see who is 3rd place. Then I'll tune in later to see the winner but I'm not watching the whole thing. Celine Dion is on. GAG. Plus all the losers will probably be there.

Reruns of Mama's Family sounds so much better.