WTF?

I know that for Jodie Marsh this is tame but seriously how much double stick tape did she have to use?

Oh and by the way, she's no longer a lesbian. Whatever.

Posh is a stick

OMG is Victoria eating at all?

She looks even smaller than usual yesterday watching Becks not play football in Milan.

I hate when I hear, "eat a sandwich", but damn girl, eat something.

Shame WoW

TMZ has pictures of the hooker Vince Shlomi punched last month in a Miami hotel.

According to the arrest report posted on The Smoking Gun, he met Sasha Harris at a nightclub, paid her $1000 and took her to his hotel room. When he started to kiss her, she bit down on his tongue and wouldn't let go. Of course he punched her in the face until she let go. Then he ran to the lobby and police were called.

Alcohol was involved.

Who kisses a hooker? Where's her fingernail? What the hell is that collar on his coat?

WTF

What in holy hell is she thinking?

According to People, Rihanna and Chris Brown are "focusing on a reconciliation and working through their issues".

Uhmm. "their" issues? Seems to me the issue is that Chris beats up women.

Who else thinks that Rihanna will be the next Nicole Brown Simpson and now this picture looks eerily like an autopsy photo?

OMG WTF?

Joaquin Phoenix continues to break my heart by walking around like a hot drunk mess.

After his "Bye Good" to Hollywood, he and Casey Affleck are out and about rapping and filming it.

Last night he "sang" at Lavo in Las Vegas. Click here to see the trainwreck.

Please someone tell me this is all a joke. Please.

Loser

One of the chub-a-lubs from the new season of The Biggest Loser has been charged with domestic assault. Shanon Thomas was arraigned Tuesday for an incident that happened in December between her and her basement renting tenant.

Yesterday during the premiere of the latest season, Thomas weighed in at 285 pounds but police records indicate she now weighs 180 pounds.

She is accused of breaking Christmas tree ornaments, yelling and throwing flower at the tenant. She testified that the tenant threw a pan toward her and said, "get a pizza".

Thomas could serve up to 93 days in jail if found guilty of the domestic violence charge.

OMG!! Too Funny. Aren't fat people supposed to be jolly? Especially at Christmas??

Same verse, same as the first

Are these two idiots back on again? Their poor kids must be so confused.

Here they are on New Year's in Los Angeles.

Broke?

Reports are swirling that Kevin Bacon and Keyra Sedgwick have lost everything except for their checking accounts and the land they own after investing with Bernard Madoff.

Kevin's publicist, Allen Eichhorn, confirmed this but wouldn't say how much money was lost.

Other Hollywood victims have included a charity linked to director Steven Spielberg, Jeffrey Katzenberg and Eric Roth.

Speaking of Beards

Damn!!

Yeah she may have married money but is it worth it? Really?

I wouldn't trade places with her for any amount of money. Believe me.

OMFG

I doubt this could be any more posed or gay.

You know he's not listening to her and just wants to get the pictures over with.

When is this fake "romance" scheduled to be over?

It's Fashion Week...

Shouldn't Heather have dressed up and not like a hooker?

Not that Brittany Murphy was ever beautiful but
WTF did she do to herself!!??

I wonder if I should start wearing driving gloves.
It could be my "thing".
Hee.

Well, well, well. Maybe it's FINALLY happened. Shitney may just have hit rock bottom. Or at least pretty damn close to it.

After a no show for her court mandated deposition yesterday she showed up today 90 minutes late for what was to be a 2 hour meeting. Leaving only 30 minutes to answer a few questions.

Then evidently today was her day with the boys. Visitation until 7pm. But when Kevin's bodyguard came to her house (I thought she only uses hotels?) she refused to hand over the boys.

Lawyers for both sides showed up, police, ambulance, fire truck, helicopter, of course photographers and finally Kevin. Kevin was the one to talk the batshit crazy and "under the influence of something" stupid bitch into handing over Jayden.

Shitney was strapped to a gurney, yet she managed to sit up (crazy, high people have amazing strength--should have tazed her) and flip off her friends the paps.

She'll ungo evaluation for drugs, alcohol and hopefully mental too.


This from That Other Blog:

LAPD spokesman Jason Lee said,

Police were called to Britney Spears mansion this evening. She was refusing to hand the children over to their father as part of a court order. We were called and the situation is now what we call a Code 4 - which means everything is done. That means we verified the court document and the children are being returned to their father via representative.

However we do believe Britney Spears is under the influence and needs to be evaluated. She is being transported to hospital where she will be tested for both drink and drugs. At this stage we do not know what she may or may not have taken - that’s while she needs to be evaluated.

But obviously if the test does prove positive then we would be looking to move her to a police station and charge her. But again I cannot say if that will happen for sure until we get the evaluation test results.

Kevin went to the hospital to check on her (see I've always known he was a good guy) and her father is there. Reportedly they are trying to get her held under law for a 72 hour mental evaluation.

It's not post partum like her "fans" (hee hee) want to think. It's drugs, alcohol, stupidity and batshit crazy mixed with a sense of entitlement.

Personally, I'm hoping she commits suicide. Soon. Then Lindsey Lohan. Then all will be right in the world.

From Teddy & Moo:

Her new boyfriend (pr stunt set up by Pimp Daddy) struggled all game, throwing three interceptions and fumbling the ball twice as his heavily favored Cowboys lost to the Philadelphia Eagles 10-6. At one point, the network even showed a montage of Simpson, 27, spliced with shots of Romo’s bad throws. As commentator Joe Buck noted, “It’s never easy to play in front of your girlfriend.” (or latest fuck buddy)

That seems especially true for Romo. The 27-year-old Pro-Bowler ended the game with a quarterback rating of just 22.2 – that’s the worst ever in his entire career. (Jessica sucks the life out of men, get away now before the playoffs.)(In comparison, his average rating this year is over 100.) His previous low? Last December, when then-girlfriend Carrie Underwood was in the stands. (pick better girls to screw and keep them out of the stadium)

His latest performance is sure to anger some of the always-outspoken Dallas diehards. In fact, the backlash may have already begun. According to the Dallas Morning News, Romo was heckled outside the arena last night by a female fan who shouted, “Worry about the game, not your girlfriend!” -people
I HATE Jessucka with a passion but I can usually overlook her stupidity but now she's messing with my team!!

Hopefully Lainey is correct when she says:

Prior to yesterday, Tony Romo and the Dallas Cowboys’ only loss of the year came at the hands of Tom Brady and the New England Patriots who’ve not bowed to anyone and are two wins from achieving the perfect season. But then Jessica Simpson (see below) shows up with Papa Perv in the stands, primping and posing for the cameras, and the Cowboys totally tank a game they should have won. Snort.

Athletes are more superstitious than Chinese people. Don’t be surprised if Jess gets the boot. Trust.

P.S.--Some people will never be pictured here, Jessucka is one of them. However, 14's pictures of her don't count as banned material.

Ok, I'm thinking that I am OVER Nicole Kidman. What the fuck was she thinking while purchasing (and then wearing) this "outfit"?

Holy hell. I'm almost thinking she's brilliant because she MUST know her face is beyond repair so by wearing this craptastic shiny Wizard of Oz themed suit it takes attention away from her head.

The hair has been looking like straw (Scarecrow) for quite some time. You know she must drink herself drunk and pass out every night (Dorothy--Judy Garland), wouldn't you? Your ex is a crazy couch jumping gay midget who is brainwashing your children with his crazy cult. Your new husband is banging young chicks left and right. So what do you do? Overdose on Botax!!! Yippee!!! Now you have to dress up like the Tinman to fool people's eyes away from the mess above the shoulders.

This outfit plus watching "Bewitched" last night has ended my infatuation with her. She needs to give back all the awards and retire quietly into the night.

Last night at the "taping" of the Victoria's Secret "fashion show".

I hope this isn't a preview of what the are going to wear on tour.

I really don't remember them being a hot band in the 90's but evidently they were and their tour is totally selling out.

Scary is in contention to win Danicing with the Stars. Posh is taking over LA with that hot piece of ass, David. Geri gets her picture in blogs quite often. The others not so much.

But these clothes. Yuck. Baby and Geri are wearing recycled dresses that Shitney wore 3 years ago and WTF is Posh wearing!!! Sporty looks like a giant dyke. Scary is the only cute one. Posh would be better off without the hot pink cover-up.

Hideous.

Kinda cute even though I detest cats.

A look at how Michigan stacks up nationally
The Associated Press

A look at some of Michigan's economic indicators.

_Michigan's August unemployment rate was 7.4 percent, well above the national average of 4.6 percent.

_Michigan ranks in the top 10 states on home foreclosures.

_Employment in the state's transportation sector is expected to drop more than 12 percent in 2007 and more than 11 percent in 2008, according to the House Fiscal Agency.

_Michigan real disposable income is expected to fall 0.5 percent in 2007, while national real disposable income is expected to grow 2.7 percent, according to the HFA.

Michigan's image doesn't look to improve anytime soon

By KATHY BARKS HOFFMAN

Michigan's image, already in tatters from the troubles caused by its shrinking manufacturing base and a budget impasse that wasn't solved until a temporary government shutdown, isn't going to recover anytime soon.

Recall campaigns are being considered against Granholm and some of the lawmakers who voted to increase the income tax from 3.9 percent to 4.35 percent or expand the 6 percent sales tax to more services.

Economists with the state and at the University of Michigan expect job losses to continue through late 2008, with nearly 50,000 jobs disappearing next year, most of them in manufacturing. Other industries, such as pharmaceuticals, are taking hits.

Under the old business tax, which expires at the end of the year, companies had to pay the tax even if they posted no profits. They also paid more if they hired more employees or offered benefits, creating a disincentive to create jobs.

Other steps may be taken to smooth out the impact of the sales tax on services. Some lawmakers have suggested letting voters decide if they'd rather pay the service tax or raise the overall sales tax from 6 percent to 7 percent. Others may try to find a way to tax fewer business-to-business services.

Lawmakers also may calm taxpayers' ire by eliminating a benefit that gives legislators and their families lifetime health care benefits starting at age 55 for anyone who has served six years in the Legislature, and by making more changes in public employee benefits that could save the state money down the road.

I heard on the news today that Michigan is the leader in unemployment of all states. Great.

I'm behind the recall of Granholm, I certainly didn't vote for her and never would have. Anyone would have been better, but DeVos was the better candidate.

The income tax increase I don't mind but the sales tax on the various services that haven't been taxed before is just unbelievable. Most don't make sense and I fail to see how it's going to bail out the state budget.

Well I never got my call within 14 days from the hotline, I keep forgetting to call them back and bitch about it.

Tippy (as predicted) isn't going to do anything even after I emailed Uncle Rich. I guess God didn't send Seth to me afterall, he sold me out and is now ignoring me. I don't really hold it against him. He's brainwashed.

I emailed Uncle Rich again but for some reason it's stuck in my outbox. I've been bad so I'll send it Saturday. I have 4 days off after Saturday.

Things are worse since Jerdie went to see Tippy. If J is the only one there it's bad but not like when they both are. Even though I think Ben started the scrap, J is flaming it. So when Ben is alone she doesn't do anything.

Whatever, I'm sick of it all.

I need to finish filing with EEOC and get this cleared up.

So yesterday I was supposed to be in the Concord Classic 5k. I'm really disappointed that I didn't go. When I woke up I had such stomach cramps that I thought I was sick again like I was two weeks ago. (The doctor took blood tests and didn't find anything)

I was more than a little afraid that I would get sick out on the course. This race doesn't have bicyclists following the racers and no one out on the course that could get me help if I needed it.

I've decided that for the most part, my health problems are work related. I had a bad time on Friday with the bitches. I decided yesterday while golfing and talking with Jodie and Cheri that I have to do something about the problems because they are obviously escalating. One thing I need to do is: Plan for the worst and know what I'm going to do as a response.

I guess I really didn't expect any of them to ever talk to me again, let alone stand at my desk while I was on a call and scream at me. I underestimated what ever is going on. I'd planned out (to a T) what I will do the next time Bitchup pulls me in the office and asks if I'm going to commit suicide but this I never expected. Plus it was just so stupid that (once again) I was flabbergasted.

No more. I called the hotline today and made a complaint. (they asked what I wanted the company to do, I said move them or me and since Bitchup would refuse to do that at a minimum I wanted her drug/alcohol tested because I think she's on something)

Then I left a message for Lisa who ended up coming in to talk to me. (that ended up as an incident) She said to hold off on my email to the new CEO, I told her I would, for now. At that point I decided to wait a few days to see the fall out from the report I made before I took it up the food chain.

Before he left though Ron asked me how things were going. Well they had all acted out after Lisa left so I was feeling crappy and went to talk to him. Evidently, Bitchup had left him out of the loop. Surprise!

I told him about bitch screaming at me on Friday. I also told him that the next time (there had better not be) it happened or that I felt threatened that I would: end my call, go to my car, call the police and press charges. After the police and union President secured the premises I would return in order to send an email to the CEO and then I would leave and not return until the situation was permantatly fixed.

He's very sympathetic and I think he actually thinks he can help. I tried to tell him he can't but he's confident. I'm not sure how long he's been with the company so maybe he knows something I don't.

I called the union VP from the car on my way home and asked her to come in on Tuesday to talk to me in person. She might want to include the new chief steward but I'm going to have Lisa instead. I'd rather have someone I trust and who knows the whole story than a hater who doesn't know me but knows the others. In the message I left, I said that she would probably find out on Monday what was going on but that it was my off day. I wonder if she'll call or email me tomorrow? I doubt it.

I drove about 5 more miles after that call and had to pull over to the side of the highway and throw up. I was gagging the rest of the 70 miles home and once here I've been throwing up all evening. I took my medicine but even that didn't help.

I had planned on going to Menard's and getting the paint because it looks like Joe is done priming but I was too sick. I probably should have called him to see what time he's coming over tomorrow. I had also wanted to mow the lawn today so that tomorrow I could work on the strip by the road and plant petunias there. I'm hoping to feel better in the morning and doing everything after Jade gets here.

I still feel queasy but I'm going to try to get some sleep and feel better tomorrow.

I'm also going to run. I need some stress relief. I want to go to the pool too. Hmmm. Probably won't have time for everything. Oh well we'll see.

Waiting on Karma to kick some ass.