Man these two are douches. I just had to use this picture from Perez. Sometimes he doodles just the right thing.

So The Two Coreys is back on A&E. Feldman is all pissy because Haim called Susie a bitch. Well, she is. Last season she was trying to break them up, it worked, they hadn't spoken in 6 months, now she's trying to get them back together. They are in couples therapy. Feldman has a poker party with one of the Nelson brothers (looking like a corpse) and spilled all the details of the first therapy session so they all could laugh at Haim. Classy.

Evidently last season was scripted, not sure if this season is, hope not because they played a game of "I was rape-like by your friend" "Oh yeah well I was molested, too"

WTF??

Boring I'm sure so I watched the 3rd place named last night and watched the rest today. Skipping ahead to see who won.

And 3rd place is:

Marie "the cougar" and Jonathon

She got him further than he's been before (as she loves to remind him) but he made a HUGE mistake last night with the scary doll routine.

So then some more boring crap, dances from the losers, oh yeah remember the girl model? and boy model? Wayne Newton and the boxer.

Then Mel and Maks dance--here's some eye candy for me.

Maks totally looks like he just had sex in the pic above. HOT!!

Someone on DListed said they thought he's be short and chubby. Yum.

Then Helio and Julianne danced. Here's some old pictures of them.

I've liked him since the first show. He said he won back to back races and he wants that for Julianne. I've voted for him since. I had a hell of a time voting yesterday. The lines were jammed tight. I could only vote on my mobile once but all three times on the regular phone.

Then FINALLY after forever the announcement:

Yippee!!!! Helio

Oh my fucking God in heaven. What the hell was that shit last night???

Since it was the "final" I watched it LIVE!!!! instead of watching the first 1/2 hour then watching The Big Bang Theory (seriously the funniest show on). What a waste of time.

Mel and Maks were lukewarm.

Marie was a complete moron. She dressed up in a short pink baby doll nightgown dress with pink dots on her cheecks, those hideous fake eyelashes and was one of her dolls. Judge Bruno Tonioli called her performance a cross between "Baby Jane and the bride of Chucky." Hee. More Baby Jane than Jennifer Tily I'd say.

Not only a horrible performance but then she must have been hopped up on anti-depressants again because she argued with EVERYTHING the judges said. Even when CariAnne was kissing her ass. From People: she "does not know how to graciously accept criticism, no matter how completely on the money it was"Too True.

The judges didn't say much about Helio and Julianne but their freestyle dance was really good. It reminded me of Ono's last year but better. I think because Marie's was so horrible it left a bad taste in the judge's mouths.

Ugg. I'm watching the beginning tonight to see who is 3rd place. Then I'll tune in later to see the winner but I'm not watching the whole thing. Celine Dion is on. GAG. Plus all the losers will probably be there.

Reruns of Mama's Family sounds so much better.

Yippee!!! Cameron got voted gone last week. Now we are down to Scary, Helio (my 2 favorites), Marie and whiny crooked mouth Jenny.


Marie is really dropping the lbs. She looks really good again this week. Now if she would just SHUT UP and leave the stupid brothers home we'd be golden. Her dances were good but she's in last place. I still think her fan base will keep her over Jenny.


The Spice Girls were there to support Scary. All the girls gather round and talk except Posh. Posh just pouts and stands there skinny as hell. Later they do get her one on one and she has nice things to say. It's so weird when she finally does speak. Scary and Maks do the Paso Doble (still my favorite dance) and tear the place up.

Helio and Juliann. That tool Kevin Connelly has the hots for Juliann and bought her a ring that she wore last week so of course this week that's what I was looking for. They did get all 10's but I didn't see a ring.

Mel and Maks again. Scary is wearing this one piece cat suit thing with a cape. First she has a whip that she's twisting all over her body. Damn! I just keep thinking, "Bitch JUST had Eddie Murphy's baby like last week and look at that body". Not fair. Maks of course is hot.

Final Scores:

Scary & Helio 60
Stupid Jenny 58
Marie 56

Jenny needs to go.

Oh my fucking God!!!! Edyta actually had clothes on!!!! (well for the first dance at least) but instead stupid, whiny Jennie was and Edyta has a better body.
Julianne had on shorty shorts and even though she's 18, ass cheeks hanging out is NOT a good look on anyone.

Marie's dad died last week and evidently that's what she needed to lose weight.

She actually looked slimmer.

Jonathon seems nice and he's cute but he HAS to be gay, right?

Maybe not since he brings in his wife.

Marie needs her "permission" to get sexy during the Rumba.

So she walks in and he goes to kiss her and she twists her mouth away and he has to kiss her cheek. What the hell? Kiss him or turn your whole head. At the end she does it again.

What is her problem? Gay or not, that's just RUDE AS HELL.

Stupid heifer.



My favorite: Maks. Hot as hell as usual.

Both in black. The tango. Should have had at least one 10. They always get good music which I think helps plus Scary can actually dance AND is a performer.

As much as Edyta is naked is the same amount as gross Cameron has his shirt off. He has muscles but he creeps me out.

Child molester looking. Yuck. I can't decide if he annoys me more than Jennie though. It's a toss up.

Marie won't go this week so I hope it's one of them.



Totals:

Helio 57
Scary 56
Cameron 51
Jennie 50
Marie 49

Holy hell, what pervert is dressing these women???

Etnya is ALWAYS half naked, Julianne has some crazy furry thing on that she had to have had a brazilian wax for, poor Jane had some left over toilet paper from Halloween and they keep squeezing Marie's size 24 body in size 16 costumes. No wonder she fainted and Jane got sick.

Maks just oozes sex. Damn he's the only reason I watch this show. The guy is hot. And his pants are super tight. I think I see a stiffy after the Paso Doble (my favorite dance).

Ok why is Samantha going on about how sad everyone is over stupid Sabrina being gone? And Maks and Scary have pawprint tats. Maks shows his and Samantha says showing your support and at first I thought, "Now what did Lil' Kim do?" But I guess it was supposed to be a cheetah print. So I guess they are saying it should have been Cameron gone and the viewers are wrong? I don't think so.

Evidently they all must have those stupid tats because here's Tony with one and I think I saw one on Entya's butt. How stupid. At the end only two couples will be left. What kind of competition is this?

Jennie and Derek need to go, she whines too much and he creeps the hell out of me.

I still can't believe I watch this show (and like it). But I do. I especially like when a "star" falls.

I wish they would have shown Jenny's fall as many times as they've shown Marie "fainting". My God how funny was that? Her eyes rolling back into her head then the big THUD. Priceless.

Seems bunches of people are in an uproar over chubby Cheetah getting voted off. Bitch please. Just because the judges like someone doesn't mean viewers do. They asskissed Joey FATone last season and I hated him.

Sabrina may have won this week but she just wasn't losing any weight. (Marie either) In the group dance though it was too obvious. Of course I had already used up all my votes by then for Maks and Helio so it didn't matter to me but why did the costumers put her in a mini-skirt and the other women in pants? That was the mistake. She looked like a vienna sausage.

I don't mind Cameron but I want him gone too. Just so I won't have to see the fug near nakedness of Edyta. Yeah she's skinny but those scraps of material make her look hideous.

Also can we vote off Samantha? Drew did a much better job and she's SO annoying.

Damn Maks is hot:

Dancing with the Stars is back with a bunch of losers.

Maksim who is still just as hot as hell is with Scary Spice. Ugg. I can't stand her but I love him so I'll root for her for a bit.

Helio Castroneves is a race car driver and is pretty cute and dances well and is paired with Julianne so they are my top pick right now.

Jane Seymour is doing good. Marie Osmond is fat.

Jennie Garth had some messed up dental work done to her mouth so she can barely shut it and she fell last week AND took her partner down.

Wayne Newton is HORRIBLE.

The male and female models are voted off.

So far it's not as good as when Heather Mills was on but it's ok. Especially since Top Chef is over.

Next Food Network Star Sunday

Jag & Adrien didn't do well in the first challenge.

For the second challenge since Paul (yuck) won he was able to pick a partner (Jag), partner up the others (men vs. women) and pick a dish (meatloaf) and pick the other teams meal (men=pot pie, women=lasanga).

Then they had to serve it to 75 army men & women. Paula Deen & Guidia were judges.

They served the meal on cafeteria trays that had sections. The women had salad, dessert, bread and lasanga. They had one section empty which I thought was cheesy. Until the pot pie had two empty spaces. Jag was pissed because the oven didn't work so they had to deep fry it.

Time for elimination: only one today.

Jag & Paul did well. Amy & Rory can't stand them. Michael & Adrien still like them.

I have no idea who is getting the ax. Maybe Michael or Adrien.

Back from commercial: (by the way I hate the judge that is VP of marketing)
Meatloaf won! So Jag & Paul stay. Troops didn't like the nasty lasagna. But presentation won. So I'm right, Michael or Adrien. I'm saying Adrien is going.

I was wrong it's Michael going. Adrien was close. He had better step it up.

I hate Paul, but I have to give him credit, he picked a winner as a team mate and teamed up the others to his advantage. He wanted to weed out a dude and he did. I still hate him.