Engaged

Hot piece of man meat Maksim Chmerkovskiy asked fellow Dancing with the HasBeens dancer, Karina Smirnoff to marry him on New Year's Eve.

Wasn't she just living with Mario Lopez?

These people hook up so fast who can keep track. I wonder if they will really get married or just break up in six months or so?

Dancing With the Stars

I wasn't going to watch but I've been sucked in. Only because I want that fucking $cientoligist bitch voted off. My God! she's more Botoxed than Nicole Kidman is accused of being. She looks like Jack Nicholson as "The Joker" and her mouth doesn't move when she talks!

So far, I like the fat girl from the theater. She's short and fat but not sleazy like the Cheetah whore from last season. This one is kinda cute in the original Hairspray movie sorta way but not the new Hairspray that girl is gross. Plus since Maks isn't on ony is my new hot favorite.

Marlee Matlin was kind of cool. She got good marks but I thought she needed to move her hip more.

Kristi Yamama is still fug. She has to have money from skating, couldn't she have fixed her mouth? The judges liked her.

Shannon Elizabeth was dressed like a whore, skinny with long legs. I thought she did well. Jonathon is her partner and I like him.

The men were yesterday but I watched today and nothing special.

Boring I'm sure so I watched the 3rd place named last night and watched the rest today. Skipping ahead to see who won.

And 3rd place is:

Marie "the cougar" and Jonathon

She got him further than he's been before (as she loves to remind him) but he made a HUGE mistake last night with the scary doll routine.

So then some more boring crap, dances from the losers, oh yeah remember the girl model? and boy model? Wayne Newton and the boxer.

Then Mel and Maks dance--here's some eye candy for me.

Maks totally looks like he just had sex in the pic above. HOT!!

Someone on DListed said they thought he's be short and chubby. Yum.

Then Helio and Julianne danced. Here's some old pictures of them.

I've liked him since the first show. He said he won back to back races and he wants that for Julianne. I've voted for him since. I had a hell of a time voting yesterday. The lines were jammed tight. I could only vote on my mobile once but all three times on the regular phone.

Then FINALLY after forever the announcement:

Yippee!!!! Helio

Oh my fucking God in heaven. What the hell was that shit last night???

Since it was the "final" I watched it LIVE!!!! instead of watching the first 1/2 hour then watching The Big Bang Theory (seriously the funniest show on). What a waste of time.

Mel and Maks were lukewarm.

Marie was a complete moron. She dressed up in a short pink baby doll nightgown dress with pink dots on her cheecks, those hideous fake eyelashes and was one of her dolls. Judge Bruno Tonioli called her performance a cross between "Baby Jane and the bride of Chucky." Hee. More Baby Jane than Jennifer Tily I'd say.

Not only a horrible performance but then she must have been hopped up on anti-depressants again because she argued with EVERYTHING the judges said. Even when CariAnne was kissing her ass. From People: she "does not know how to graciously accept criticism, no matter how completely on the money it was"Too True.

The judges didn't say much about Helio and Julianne but their freestyle dance was really good. It reminded me of Ono's last year but better. I think because Marie's was so horrible it left a bad taste in the judge's mouths.

Ugg. I'm watching the beginning tonight to see who is 3rd place. Then I'll tune in later to see the winner but I'm not watching the whole thing. Celine Dion is on. GAG. Plus all the losers will probably be there.

Reruns of Mama's Family sounds so much better.

Yippee!!! Cameron got voted gone last week. Now we are down to Scary, Helio (my 2 favorites), Marie and whiny crooked mouth Jenny.


Marie is really dropping the lbs. She looks really good again this week. Now if she would just SHUT UP and leave the stupid brothers home we'd be golden. Her dances were good but she's in last place. I still think her fan base will keep her over Jenny.


The Spice Girls were there to support Scary. All the girls gather round and talk except Posh. Posh just pouts and stands there skinny as hell. Later they do get her one on one and she has nice things to say. It's so weird when she finally does speak. Scary and Maks do the Paso Doble (still my favorite dance) and tear the place up.

Helio and Juliann. That tool Kevin Connelly has the hots for Juliann and bought her a ring that she wore last week so of course this week that's what I was looking for. They did get all 10's but I didn't see a ring.

Mel and Maks again. Scary is wearing this one piece cat suit thing with a cape. First she has a whip that she's twisting all over her body. Damn! I just keep thinking, "Bitch JUST had Eddie Murphy's baby like last week and look at that body". Not fair. Maks of course is hot.

Final Scores:

Scary & Helio 60
Stupid Jenny 58
Marie 56

Jenny needs to go.