Dancing with the Stars is back with a bunch of losers.

Maksim who is still just as hot as hell is with Scary Spice. Ugg. I can't stand her but I love him so I'll root for her for a bit.

Helio Castroneves is a race car driver and is pretty cute and dances well and is paired with Julianne so they are my top pick right now.

Jane Seymour is doing good. Marie Osmond is fat.

Jennie Garth had some messed up dental work done to her mouth so she can barely shut it and she fell last week AND took her partner down.

Wayne Newton is HORRIBLE.

The male and female models are voted off.

So far it's not as good as when Heather Mills was on but it's ok. Especially since Top Chef is over.