Sunday, January 25, 2009

The Bad


JoBeth Williams-Wow there are just no words.


Viola Davis--Bad only because it makes her look like she has a tummy.


Eva Longoria--From being best dressed at the Golden Globes to this. Probably if it didn't have the little skirt around the waist it would be better.



Andrea Bowen-Very disappointing. She's so pretty but the hair is horrible and the high waist and tiny amount of color at the bust is hideous.

Amy Adams--God she is so boring. Same dress, same hair. This particular dress is bad because of where the bodice hits her breasts. On TV it looked liked it cut them in half.

The Worst


Mindy Kaling--OMFG what did the makeup "artist" do to her face?


Emily Blunt--This looks like a Super Hero outfit. Too bad because she's so lovely.

Teri Hatcher--Did she grab this off her dining room table? I like her hair short.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Split (Again)

Chelsy Davy has dumped Prince Harry again.

Even though they've only just returned from a romantic New Year's holiday she has decided that she can't cope with his military career.

What seems to be different about this split is that she has changed her Facebook staus and everyone knows that changing your online status is serious business.

Please. These two are the UK version of Travis and Shanna. Next month they will be back together and planning a wedding.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences
81ST AWARDS
Performance by an actor in a leading role
Richard Jenkins in "The Visitor"
Frank Langella in "Frost/Nixon"
Sean Penn in "Milk"
Brad Pitt in "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"
Mickey Rourke in "The Wrestler"

Performance by an actor in a supporting role
Josh Brolin in "Milk"
Robert Downey Jr. in "Tropic Thunder"
Philip Seymour Hoffman in "Doubt"
Heath Ledger in "The Dark Knight"
Michael Shannon in "Revolutionary Road"

Performance by an actress in a leading role
Anne Hathaway in "Rachel Getting Married"
Angelina Jolie in "Changeling"
Melissa Leo in "Frozen River"
Meryl Streep in "Doubt"
Kate Winslet in "The Reader"

Performance by an actress in a supporting role

Amy Adams in "Doubt"
Penélope Cruz in "Vicky Cristina Barcelona"
Viola Davis in "Doubt"
Taraji P. Henson in "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"
Marisa Tomei in "The Wrestler"

Best animated feature film of the year

"Bolt"
"Kung Fu Panda"
"WALL-E"

Achievement in directing

"The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" - David Fincher
"Frost/Nixon" - Ron Howard
"Milk" - Gus Van Sant
"The Reader" - Stephen Daldry
"Slumdog Millionaire" - Danny Boyle

Best documentary feature

"The Betrayal (Nerakhoon)"
"Encounters at the End of the World"
"The Garden"
"Man on Wire"
"Trouble the Water"

Best foreign language film of the year

"The Baader Meinhof Complex" - Germany
"The Class" - France
"Departures" - Japan
"Revanche" - Austria
"Waltz with Bashir" - Israel

Achievement in music written for motion pictures (Original score)

"The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"
"Defiance"
"Milk"
"Slumdog Millionaire"
"WALL-E"

Achievement in music written for motion pictures (Original song)

"Down to Earth" from "WALL-E"
"Jai Ho" from "Slumdog Millionaire"
"O Saya" from "Slumdog Millionaire"

Best motion picture of the year

"The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"
"Frost/Nixon"
"Milk"
"The Reader"
"Slumdog Millionaire"

Best animated short film

"La Maison en Petits Cubes"
"Lavatory - Lovestory"
"Oktapodi"
"Presto"
"This Way Up"

Adapted screenplay

"The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"
"Doubt"
"Frost/Nixon"
"The Reader"
"Slumdog Millionaire"

Original screenplay

"Frozen River"
"Happy-Go-Lucky"
"Milk"
"WALL-E"

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

My favorite skater, Surya Bonaly, looks awesome even after all these years.

I was wondering why a French ice skater would be wearing an Obama hat but I'm pleased to discover she lives in Las Vegas and in 2004 became an American citizen.

Here she is today at the Rockefeller Center.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Sad


Marcia Cross' husband, Tom Mahoney has cancer. No details have been disclosed.
The couple has been married two and half years and have twin daughters.
How sad. Hope he is able to beat it.
What was she thinking?
This is what she chose?
My God it reminds me of the couch my grandmother had when I was little.
Others are calling it a "cheerful message of hope" but I call it HIDEOUS.
If this is the best designer Isabel Toledo had to offer, I'd hate to see what wasn't picked.
I hope tonight is better.


Saturday, January 17, 2009

OMG WTF?

Joaquin Phoenix continues to break my heart by walking around like a hot drunk mess.

After his "Bye Good" to Hollywood, he and Casey Affleck are out and about rapping and filming it.

Last night he "sang" at Lavo in Las Vegas. Click here to see the trainwreck.

Please someone tell me this is all a joke. Please.

Friday, January 16, 2009

Miracle Maker


US Airways Captain Chesley B. "Sully" Sullenberger III was "the right guy at the right time at the right moment" to guide a jet safely onto the surface of the Hudson River, a neighbor and friend said.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

And the name is...


Seraphina Rose Elizabeth Affleck
Yep, that's the name that Ben & Jen have saddled their new daughter with. Violet's little sister was born January 6.
Well. I've heard worse.
Manwhore Strikes Again

Kate Hudson has picked her latest victim!! She's been laying low but has emerged in Hawaii with golfer Adam Scott.

Seriously, she looks horrible in this bathing suit.

WTH? She had a great body...maybe it's just a bad picture?

picture from justjared. click here for more.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

The 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards



Brad and Angelina--Another beautiful dress. Can't wait to see what she wears to the Oscars.


Olivia Wilde--Don't like her hair but the dress is pretty.



Jennifer Morrison-Love this color but again, bad hair.


Anne Hathaway--Very nice.


Eva Mendes--This didn't photograph well, but on TV it's very nice. Ugly, cheap looking necklace.



Cameron Diaz--Her choices are always bold, and she wears them well. Is lank, dirty hair the new black?

The Worst

Renee Zellweger--She has lost her damn mind.

Madeleine Martin--WTF is this child wearing and why is it so short?
The Bad

Glenn Close--Pants?? and they are too short.


Jenna Fisher--Always dresses horrible.



Amy Adams--Same dress, different color


Drew Barrymore--Her bad hair lands her on the bad list. And why is Jessica Lange dressed like a bodyguard?

Friday, January 09, 2009

Married!


Dexter co-stars Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter eloped on New Year's Eve in California. They have been dating for over a year.
Congratulations. I give them 3 years.
Ailing


Patrick Swayze, already suffering from stage IV pancreatic cancer, has been hospitalized for observation because he has pneumonia.
I can't imagine this is good. Hopefully he'll rally and get better soon.

Thursday, January 08, 2009

Critic's Choice Awards


The Good

Brad and Angelina--Always look great.


Evan Rachel Woods--She is just beautiful and I love this color on her.


Kate Beckinsale--Pretty dress but I'm not liking
the earrings or the hair.
Most of the other women wore short dresses but of course she wouldn't.




Dakota Fanning--Age appropriate and fresh faced.


Penelope Cruz--Tom Cruise's former beard looks good.
I love this shade of blue.


Anne Hathaway--Different but very cool.

The Bad



Marisa Tomei--The picture doesn't show just how hideous this dress really is. And her hair is HUGE in the back.



Laura Dern--That is Camilla Parker Bowles hair aka old lady hair. She's very shoulder-y too.

Amy Adams--Is is just me or does she basically wear the same dress to everything? Would it have killed her to brush her hair or actually get a it styled?

The Worst

Virginia Madsen--Velvet? WTF. Not Good.

Amanda Bynes-The bandage dress is over.

Katy Perry-Seriously, I had a nightgown when I was 10 that looked almost just like this.



Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday Zahara Marley Jolie Pitt!!!

4 years old!!!

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Loser

One of the chub-a-lubs from the new season of The Biggest Loser has been charged with domestic assault. Shanon Thomas was arraigned Tuesday for an incident that happened in December between her and her basement renting tenant.


Yesterday during the premiere of the latest season, Thomas weighed in at 285 pounds but police records indicate she now weighs 180 pounds.


She is accused of breaking Christmas tree ornaments, yelling and throwing flower at the tenant. She testified that the tenant threw a pan toward her and said, "get a pizza".


Thomas could serve up to 93 days in jail if found guilty of the domestic violence charge.


OMG!! Too Funny. Aren't fat people supposed to be jolly? Especially at Christmas??
Yuck

Blondes may have more fun but Drew Barrymore looks like hell.

The boots are cute though.

Sunday, January 04, 2009

She's Back

EW.com is reporting that Michelle Trachtenberg will be returning to Gossip Girl as Georgina Sparks.

I admit I totally HATED her as Dawn in Buffy the Vampire Slayer but everything else I've seen her in since, I've loved. AND I think she is so pretty.

Engaged

Hot piece of man meat Maksim Chmerkovskiy asked fellow Dancing with the HasBeens dancer, Karina Smirnoff to marry him on New Year's Eve.

Wasn't she just living with Mario Lopez?

These people hook up so fast who can keep track. I wonder if they will really get married or just break up in six months or so?

Friday, January 02, 2009

R.I.P.



Jett Travolta, son of John Travolta has died.
He was 16 years old. Rarely photographed and rumored to be austic he reportedly suffered a seizure in the Bahamas while on vacation, was taken to Rand Memorial Hospital and pronounced dead.
Sciontology claims another victim. Too bad Tom Cruise wasn't around, since he's the only one who can help.

Thursday, January 01, 2009

Same verse, same as the first

Are these two idiots back on again? Their poor kids must be so confused.

Here they are on New Year's in Los Angeles.


Looks Good

I went to bed early so I missed seeing Dick Clark last night, but he looks great for 79 years old.

Happy New Year!!!