The Worst

Deborah Ann Woll--with her pale skin this color was a bad choice.

Zoe Saldana--WTF?

Nicole Richie--FYI you are NOT 50+ years old

Charlize Theron--not liking the curlicues on the breasts.

What is this dress?

I'll admit I wish I had the body for this dress.

But even then, I doubt I would wear it out in public.

The Worst

Beyonce--She always dresses in crap

Miley Cyrus--Would it kill her to dress her age?

Jessica Beil--WTF?

Sophia Loren--She's lost her mind.

The Worst

Mindy Kaling--OMFG what did the makeup "artist" do to her face?

Emily Blunt--This looks like a Super Hero outfit. Too bad because she's so lovely.

Teri Hatcher--Did she grab this off her dining room table? I like her hair short.

The Worst

Renee Zellweger--She has lost her damn mind.

Madeleine Martin--WTF is this child wearing and why is it so short?

The Worst

Virginia Madsen--Velvet? WTF. Not Good.

Amanda Bynes-The bandage dress is over.

Katy Perry-Seriously, I had a nightgown when I was 10 that looked almost just like this.

The Worst

Stephanie Pratt--linebacker with a football.

Lauren Conrad--WTF?? is this from her new line?

Toccara--she's a major bitch and the make-up is horrible.

Jordin Sparks--you are too fat and old for this little girl dress.
AND it's at least two sizes too small.

Jonas Brothers--the one in the middle is ok
but the other two bring them all down.
They are gay, right??

Christina Aguilera--Would it kill these bitches to wear a bra?
Her shit is squished and wonky looking.
Nice dress if you are Morticia Adams.

Pink--she's 29 tomorrow, why does she look older than my
90 year old grandmother? And what color is her face?

Hohan--I like the dress and shoes but that hair is hideous.
She also looks older than grandma.

The Worst

Brenda Snow-Just Gross

Brittany Snow--was this a pair of curtains?

Phoebe Price-A bit old for the Teen Choice Awards and very heavy hand with the make-up

Kaycee Stroh--A fat ugly Wilma Flintstone

Fergie--Another old one and what the hell is this she's wearing??

Danica Patrick--Another pair of curtains and fug shoes

Lil Mama--WHAT THE FUCK???

The Worst...

Edie Falco--she's posing like a linebacker.
The dress is fug and her knees are gross.

Mariska Hargitay-the top is too big, too shiny and shapeless.

The skirt is too short and she's too fat.
Couldn't she have done her hair?

Ethan Hawke--#1 Dad?
Sorry I don't think the #1 Dad screws the nanny.
Karma is bitch slapping this bitch's face.