The Worst...

Edie Falco--she's posing like a linebacker.
The dress is fug and her knees are gross.

Mariska Hargitay-the top is too big, too shiny and shapeless.

The skirt is too short and she's too fat.
Couldn't she have done her hair?

Ethan Hawke--#1 Dad?
Sorry I don't think the #1 Dad screws the nanny.
Karma is bitch slapping this bitch's face.