Stephanie Pratt--linebacker with a football.
Lauren Conrad--WTF?? is this from her new line?
Toccara--she's a major bitch and the make-up is horrible.
Jordin Sparks--you are too fat and old for this little girl dress.
AND it's at least two sizes too small.
AND it's at least two sizes too small.
Jonas Brothers--the one in the middle is ok
but the other two bring them all down.
They are gay, right??
but the other two bring them all down.
They are gay, right??
Christina Aguilera--Would it kill these bitches to wear a bra?
Her shit is squished and wonky looking.
Nice dress if you are Morticia Adams.
Her shit is squished and wonky looking.
Nice dress if you are Morticia Adams.
Pink--she's 29 tomorrow, why does she look older than my
90 year old grandmother? And what color is her face?
90 year old grandmother? And what color is her face?
Hohan--I like the dress and shoes but that hair is hideous.
She also looks older than grandma.
She also looks older than grandma.