Sunday, September 07, 2008

The Worst

Stephanie Pratt--linebacker with a football.


Lauren Conrad--WTF?? is this from her new line?


Toccara--she's a major bitch and the make-up is horrible.


Jordin Sparks--you are too fat and old for this little girl dress.
AND it's at least two sizes too small.


Jonas Brothers--the one in the middle is ok
but the other two bring them all down.
They are gay, right??



Christina Aguilera--Would it kill these bitches to wear a bra?
Her shit is squished and wonky looking.
Nice dress if you are Morticia Adams.


Pink--she's 29 tomorrow, why does she look older than my
90 year old grandmother? And what color is her face?


Hohan--I like the dress and shoes but that hair is hideous.
She also looks older than grandma.