Hot, Hot and WTF?

Penn Badgley, Chase Crawford looking hot and
Ed Westwick looking I don't know what.

Good thing he's hot on the actual show.

Finally not a break-up story.

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds got married over the weekend.

Congratulations!!1

Trainwreck in progress

And the latest celebrity DUI goes to: Heather Locklear

People, TMZ, Dlisted and probably every other blog is reporting that Amanda Woodward was arrested last night on a "DUI related charge". Hmm--coke, oxy or heroin?

Quick everyone over to CDAN's to find all the possible blind items.

This is AFTER spending time in a treatment center. I predict she'll be back in rehab before Tuesday.

Poor Jack Wagner, I wonder if he knew what he was in for?

Hot as hell

Good God! are those thigh high boots with no heel?
Becks is hot as usual. I hope this bitch knows how lucky she is,
because up close she is fug.

Anyhow here are the two posing up a storm at
Macy's peddling their new perfume, Signature.
see more pictures at socialitelife.com

Duh.

Did anyone NOT know this??

Tragic

DJ AM and Travis Barker were involved in a plane crash early this morning. They are the only survivors. The pilot, co-pilot and 2 of Travis' employees are dead.

The plane, a Learjet 60, crashed during takeoff in Columbia, South Carolina. Both are currently being treated for severe burns at the Joseph M. Still Burn Center in Augusta, Georgia. Barker was transported there by ambulance and DJ AM was airlifted.

Both were able to escape the burning wreckage through the door and an eyewitness said they were running from the burning plane and patting each other to put out the flames.

Barker reportedly is burned from the waist down and DJ AM sustained injury to his face.

Shanna Moakler, Travis' ex-wife and DJ AM's sister and brother-in-law have all left for Georgia.

Shanna's mother spoke with People.com saying, Moakler is "totally crushed." Also saying, "Our heart pours out. We're hoping he recovers. The family is rallying around him and saying our prayers." They have two children, 4 and 2 years old.


UsMagazine.com is reporting that Nicole Richie, "is in shock, She wishes only the best for Adam and hopes he recovers from this," the friend reportedly told the site. "She's horribly upset about the people who died." The friend added that Richie's current beau, Good Charlotte's Joel Madden, "knows Travis and also feels terrible and hopes they recover. This is terrible news for both of them." Nicole was formerly engaged to the disc jockey.

Lexington County Deputy Coroner Brian Setree confirmed for MTV News on Saturday morning that three men and a woman were killed in the crash: the plane's pilot, Sarah Lemmon, 31, of Anaheim, California; co-pilot James Bland, 52, of Carlsbad, California; Barker's assistant, Chris "Little Chris" Baker, 29, of Studio City, California; and Barker's security guard, Charles Still, 25, of Los Angeles.

The future queen

I love Kate!!!
Here is William's girl arriving at
the Day-Glo Midnight Roller Disco.

It's been reported that the queen wants Kate to do
more charity. So she threw a roller disco to raise
money for a new ward at the Children's Hospital in Oxford.

What in holy hell!!

OMFG!! What is wrong with this woman?
Now, not only is her face fucked but
what happened to her hair?

It looks dry and grey and gross.
She CAN'T think she looks good.

From Perez:

Adrianne Curry just posted the following on her official blog:

"September 14, 2008 - Sunday

Hurricane Victims pay for their own rescues?
Current mood: aggravated

I am sorry, but I believe all these people should have to pay the bill for their individual rescues! When they issue a "certain death" warning and you are fucking dumb enough to stay, you do not deserve free aid. I watched people being interviewed on the news claiming they bought a bunch of beer and BBQ to sit through the storm. I bet these same people are crying for help as I type. This is fucking stupid! Why should we have to foot a dime for these dumbasses that ignored these warnings?

FREE transportaion was provided, many buses left half empty. FREE shelters were provided, many not filled up. People value MONEY and POSESSIONS more than their own lives? IDIOTS!

I feel like we reward stupidity in this country, and this is the perfect example of it. What do you guys think?

edited note:: I never said they should DIE, I said if they value their MONEY and POSSESSIONS more thn their own LIVES they should have to pay for endangering the lives of rescue workers, and sucking up more money this government DOESN'T have. someone claimed they didnt want to lose their job…I wasn't aware the bank was open that day!"

Amen Adrienne!! I was saying the exact same thing to my co-workers.

Kathy wins another emmy

Kathy Griffin won an emmy for best reality show!!
Good job!!
I really like this show, Kathy is funny and he staff are hilarious.

Upon her win, she had this to say,

"No way!" she gasped in her seat when she heard her name called as winner. Upon arriving at the podium, she gasped, "Well, well, well! Here we go again, f—ers. Here we go again!" Looking around the auditorium, she acknowledged some celebs in the audience, adding, "Hanks, Gandolfini — what the f—! I'm not going to tell anyone to suck it. I would make love to this thing if I could."

Rachel Zoe and a Nerd

Did you see the premiere of the Rachel Zoe Project?
I really liked it. Her assistant is a bitch but she
makes the nerd boy cry at some point
this season and I love seeing
boys cry.

Fashion Icons??

I don't care what anyone says, these two are
dirty, nasty trolls.

Live Blogging

This is stupid.

Shitney looks better than normal and her weave actually looks clean, but seriously, she's over.

Hollywood is full of idiots. They actually gave her a standing ovation. Please bitch.

She must have been nervous because she talked so fast and held the mic right in front of her face.

WTF has Rihanna done to her hair and face?? OhmyGod!!! but man I'd kill for her body.

Well I've lived a great life without hearing Jonas Brothers until today. I wish I had turned the channel.

Attention Katy Perry--You suck. You are NOT Madonna. Sit down and STFU!!!

Michael Phelps--the best part so far.

Who are these two douches??

I can't take this anymore. Turning the channel.

The Good

Chris Brown---the woman all look like shit
so I guess it's up to the guys or this post would be empty.

Perez Hilton--not great but I've seen him in worse. Wow he has a large head.

Brett Ratner--not him but the girl he's with.

This is the best female I've seen all night.
And she's not dressed that well.

Tara Conner--some new pictures hit Getty.
Don't know who she is but I like this outfit.

Victoria Justice--I like the blue accessories.

Brooke Hogan--WTF?? A Hogan looks good? and not too manly.

Kid Rock--Even Kid looks clean and slim.

Nicky Hilton--Good God Nicky too!!!
The world is ending. Paris looked good too but I can't be
bothered to find a picture.

The Bad

Rihanna--girl you have a 5-head
do NOT draw attention to it with that hairdon't

Mel C.--she got old fast.

Taylor Swift--a good but for those hideous shoes.

Audrina Partridge--if her girls were more upfront it would be a good

The Worst

Stephanie Pratt--linebacker with a football.

Lauren Conrad--WTF?? is this from her new line?

Toccara--she's a major bitch and the make-up is horrible.

Jordin Sparks--you are too fat and old for this little girl dress.
AND it's at least two sizes too small.

Jonas Brothers--the one in the middle is ok
but the other two bring them all down.
They are gay, right??

Christina Aguilera--Would it kill these bitches to wear a bra?
Her shit is squished and wonky looking.
Nice dress if you are Morticia Adams.

Pink--she's 29 tomorrow, why does she look older than my
90 year old grandmother? And what color is her face?

Hohan--I like the dress and shoes but that hair is hideous.
She also looks older than grandma.

Remember When??

Can you remember when Mickey Rourke was hot?? Yeah me either.

Wouldn't you want to die if you looked this??
Only a face Jocelyn Wildenstein can love.

Evidently someone has put his ugly ass in a movie and her
is at The Venice Film Festival.

Wow!! Her face is unnatural. She looks pretty but unreal.
Don't think I like it and I know I hate that dress.

Here is Madonna and Mr. Madonna at the
premiere of his film RocknRolla.