Paris a year ago was my favorite socialite. Still is really only a socialite (seriously what is she good for) but no longer my favorite.

So it is with great glee that I read this:

Screaming Paris Hilton sent back to jail

"The defendant is remanded to county jail to serve the remainder of her 45-day sentence. This order is forthwith."

Hilton screamed.

Hee.

Good now we need Shitney and Hohan locked up or dead and the world will be a better place.