Yes, I'm a jealous bitch.

Seriously, I would sell my soul to have a body that looks
this good in this amazing dress. 'Course you won't see
my working out to get the body. (too lazy)

From Just Jared, it's Blake Lively
wearing a sick Herver Leger dress while
filming Gossip Girl.

I guess it's a good thing I can't get Gossip Girl, I'd totally
be in massive debt, buying all these clothes. (and having no where to wear them)

Nothing like assaulting your mom then going to a premiere

TMZ is reporting that Christian Bale has been arrested in London for allegations of assaulting his sister and mother the day before the London premiere of The Dark Knight.

Wow, what a badass, beating up his mom. You go, Batman!!

ETA: Ok so he was sticking up for his wife, no one was actually hit, maybe just brushed and in London, assault can be verbal as in this case.
So this story is actually a non-story.

Homewrecking Slut

Damn does this bitch EVER put her top on?
It's not like she has nice breasts.

But getting to the picture...
how much fun is it to squeeze your man's zits?

By the way I've always hated this bitch but even she's sunk to a new low.

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Seriously I had been counting down the days and hours until seeing this movie. I'm not even a big fan. But OMFG it is so good!!!

The stunts and effects are exciting, Heath is awesome, the script was great. Christian Bale is so good looking and the supporting cast was excellent.

I just loved it.

Not too sure about the hype of Ledger getting the Oscar.
Maybe, because of the Brokeback snub but not quite sure this is the genre that Oscar rewards. I do think he was Oscar award winner material and if he was still alive he would get one for sure, just not sure that it would have been for this role.

So The Dark Knight premiere was last night and other than the people in the actual movie, only losers showed up.

WTF??

The Dark Knight Premiere
Red Carpet Arrivals.

The Good...

Maggie Gyllenhaal--she looks great.
I'm liking the dress, it's simple and pretty.

Lauren Conrad--wasn't sure where to put this one.
I like the dress but her posture makes this one iffy.
Would it kill her to stand up straight?

The Bad...

Blake Lively--is this a romper? WTF??

Ed Westwick--just looks slimy

Karina Smirnoff-when your tit is hanging out and
your face looks like the Joker, it's bad.

The Worst...

Edie Falco--she's posing like a linebacker.
The dress is fug and her knees are gross.

Mariska Hargitay-the top is too big, too shiny and shapeless.

The skirt is too short and she's too fat.
Couldn't she have done her hair?

Ethan Hawke--#1 Dad?
Sorry I don't think the #1 Dad screws the nanny.
Karma is bitch slapping this bitch's face.

Damn another one...

Today's breakup brought to you by:
Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman

5 years and over.
Did he divorce his wife before getting with Sarah or after?

I like them

I'm in the minority (or the only one) but I love these two together.
Ryan Phillippe and Abbie Cornish grab refreshments while out shopping. Their movie Stop Loss is out this week. I'd like to see it but I hate war movies.

JustJared has these two pictures and more.

They're Here!!!!!!!

CNN reports that Knox Leon and a Vivienne Marcheline
were born yesterday, July 12 around 8pm.

Dr. Michael Sussman said about Brad,

"He was perfectly calm and everything went well," Sussmann said.

"He was very happy ... The emotion was very strong for him," the doctor added. "Angelina Jolie was speaking, was laughing with her husband. They were happy."

Can't wait for the pictures AND to see how much they go for.
Shiloh Nouvel's baby pictures went for a reported $4.1 million and all money was donated.

What other celebrity donates even a part of their take?

Fucking Whore

That 15 year old slut, Miley Cyrus, is up to her old tricks again.

Yep, more semi-skanky pictures of her pushing her lips out and touching herself for Nick Jonas. (btw-which one is he?)

So, when did she send all these pictures to this guy?
Is she trying to tease him since he claims he's going to be a virgin
until he's married?
Or is that just a technical virgin?
So many questions...
See DListed for the latest pics.

Going strong

While the rest of Hollywood is either popping out a baby or breaking up, these two evidently are getting engaged.

Ok, he's hot but that doesn't negate the fact that he's a fucking pedophile. And buying your victim an expensive "engagement" ring (rumored to be $200,000 +) doesn't make the crime go away.

Just sick.

And another one...

Emily Blunt (love, love, love her) and Michael Buble (who?)
have also called it quits.

Evidently they had been together 3 years. Is that like 12 years in Hollywood time?

And surprisingly (to me at least) People didn't get the exclusive.
Who did?
PerezHilton.com

Is that weird or am I the only one who thinks so?

Another one bites the dust

Well they almost made it a year. They started dating last August but have split up. Of course, "they are still friends".

Poor Drew, she should just stay single.

Drugs claim another life

Wow. I didn't know Christina was dating anyone and now the guy's dead. WTF??
The National Enquirer is reporting that Lee Grivas died of a herion overdose on July 1. He was 26 years old.
They met when she was on Broadway in the musical Sweet Charity.

David Arquette not being a douche

David Arquette at the Venice Boys & Girls Club.
He was there to raise awareness about the USDA's newly expanded Summer Food Service Program.

I usually can't stand him but he's involved in a program to combat hunger so I'll give him a pass today.

Oh yeah he's straight.

Jake looks like he just accidentally saw Reesey naked.
"Girl, get those things AWAY from me!"

What ever happened to that guy he used to hang around all the time?
He got a DUI here last summer(?) but I don't remember seeing the outcome of it.

What the hell is his name? Anyone?

Naomi Watts pregnant?
Who in Hollywood isn't. Damn don't these people know anything about contraception?
And would it kill them to get married, THEN get pregnant?
Oh well, at least she's older than 17.