I wonder if I should start wearing driving gloves.
It could be my "thing".
Hee.

Amen.

The Best of the Red Carpet...
The Pitts

The Good...

Jamie-Lynn Sigler (the not slut Jamie Lynn) always pretty

Andrea Bowen--I think she is so pretty and she's so funny on DH.

Christina Applegate (her new show is actually pretty good)

Teri Hatcher (usually looks hideous but pretty dress and less Joker face)

America Ferrara she always looks good. I hate how she's called "large".

The SAG Awards Red Carpet

The Bad...

Ryan Gosling with his older sister. Not liking his suit. On the good side, they both wore black ribbons for Heath Ledger.

Jane Krakowski why is she wearing a fruit salad around her neck?

Tilda Swinton don't know who she is but this shiny thing is gross.

Lorraine Bracco--WTF??? Can you say stuffed sausage???

Lisa Rinna (those lips!) who wears this crap??

Phoebe Price (Dlisted) Hot Slut of the Year

Tichina Arnold (who?) looked worse on TV squished boobs.

Now it's being reported that the apartment is not the Olsen troll's but maybe she has one in the same building.

TMZ is saying the bottom photo is the last taken of him. It's from Saturday.

Heath Ledger
R.I.P.
4/29/79 - 1/22/08

How sad is this? The guy was only 28, an Oscar nominated actor, father and now dead.

I went to "I'm Not Obsessed" and saw the headline, "Heath Ledger has died", I was scrolling down a huge picture and was thinking it was referring to the movie role he was currently filming.

He was naked in bed in Mary Kate Olsen's apartment, with sleeping pills scattered around. Evidently the thought now is that because of filming the new Batman movie as the Joker he couldn't sleep anymore than 2 hours a night and was using Ambien along with OTC sleeping pills.

Poor Matilda his daughter.

First Brad Renfro, 25 now Heath, 28 who will complete the trifecta>

Best Picture

Atonement
Juno
Michael Clayton
No Country for Old Men
There Will Be Blood

Best Actor

George Clooney--Michael Clayton
Daniel Day-Lewis--There Will Be Blood
Johnny Depp--Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Tommy Lee Jones--In the Valley of Elah
Viggo Mortensen--Eastern Promises

Best Actress

Cate Blanchett--Elizabeth: The Golden Age
Julie Christie--Away from Her
Marion Cotillard--La Vie en Rose
Laura Linney--The Savages
Ellen Page--Juno

Best Supporting Actor

Casey Affleck--The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
Javier Bardem--No Country for Old Men
Philip Seymour Hoffman--Charlie Wilson’s War
Hal Holbrook--Into the Wild
Tom Wilkinson--Michael Clayton

Best Supporting Actress

Cate Blanchett--I’m Not There
Ruby Dee--American Gangster
Saoirse Ronan--Atonement
Amy Ryan--Gone Baby Gone
Tilda Swinton--Michael Clayton

Best Director

The Diving Bell and the Butterfly--Julian Schnabel
Juno--Jason Reitman
Michael Clayton--Tony Gilroy
No Country for Old Men--Joel Coen and Ethan Coen
There Will Be Blood--Paul Thomas Anderson

Best Animated Film

Persepolis--Marjane Satrapi and Vincent Paronnaud
Ratatouille--Brad Bird
Surf's Up--Ash Brannon and Chris Buck

Best Art Direction

American Gangster /Art Direction: Arthur Max /Set Decoration: Beth A. Rubino
Atonement /Art Direction: Sarah Greenwood /Set Decoration: Katie Spencer
The Golden Compass /Art Direction: Dennis Gassner /Set Decoration: Anna Pinnock
Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber of Fleet Street /Art Direction: Dante Ferretti /Set Decoration: Francesca Lo Schiavo
There Will Be Blood /Art Direction: Jack Fisk /Set Decoration: Jim Erickson

Best Cinematography

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford--Roger Deakins
Atonement--Seamus McGarvey
The Diving Bell and the Butterfly- Janusz Kaminski
No Country for Old Men--Roger Deakins
There Will Be Blood--Robert Elswit

Best Costume Design

Across the Universe--Albert Wolsky
Atonement--Jacqueline Durran
Elizabeth: The Golden Age--Alexandra Byrne
La Vie en Rose--Marit Allen
Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber of Fleet Street--Colleen Atwood

Best Documentary Feature

No End in Sight
Operation Homecoming: Writing the Wartime Experience”
Sicko
Taxi to the Dark Side
War/Dance

Best Documentary short subject

Freeheld
La Corona (The Crown)
Salim Baba
Sari’s Mother

Best Film Editing

The Bourne Ultimatum--Christopher Rouse
The Diving Bell and the Butterfly--Juliette Welfling
Into the Wild--Jay Cassidy
No Country for Old Men--Roderick Jaynes
There Will Be Blood--Dylan Tichenor

Best Foreign Language

Beaufort /Israel
The Counterfeiters /Austria
Katyń /Poland
Mongol /Kazakhstan
12 /Russia

Best Makeup

“La Vie en Rose” Didier Lavergne and Jan Archibald
“Norbit” Rick Baker and Kazuhiro Tsuji
“Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End” Ve Neill and Martin Samuel

Best Original Score

“Atonement” Dario Marianelli
“The Kite Runner” Alberto Iglesias
“Michael Clayton” James Newton Howard
“Ratatouille” Michael Giacchino
“3:10 to Yuma” Marco Beltrami

Best Original Song

“Falling Slowly” from Once
“Happy Working Song” from Enchanted
“Raise It Up” from August Rush
“So Close” from Enchanted
“That’s How You Know” from Enchanted

Best Animated Short Film

I Met the Walrus
Madame Tutli-Putli
Même Les Pigeons Vont au Paradis (Even Pigeons Go to Heaven)
My Love (Moya Lyubov)
Peter & the Wolf

Best Adapted Screenplay

“Atonement” screenplay by Christopher Hampton
“Away from Her” written by Sarah Polley
“The Diving Bell and the Butterfly”screenplay by Ronald Harwood
“No Country for Old Men” written for the screen by Joel Coen & Ethan Coen
“There Will Be Blood” written for the screen by Paul Thomas Anderson

Best Original screenplay

“Juno” written by Diablo Cody
“Lars and the Real Girl” written by Nancy Oliver
“Michael Clayton” written by Tony Gilroy
“Ratatouille” screenplay by Brad Bird, story by Jan Pinkava, Jim Capobianco, Brad Bird
“The Savages” written by Tamara Jenkins

Damn!!!!!!!!

R.I.P. Charlie

Since Betty's been with me, I've been to the new Pet Supplies Plus. I saw this bird twice but I didn't realize he lived there. One time he was sitting on a display and another he was on customer's shopping cart.

Poor little guy.

Jessica Simpson Destroys Another Career And The Hopes And Dreams Of Millions

Jessica Simpson Destroys Another Career And The Hopes And Dreams Of Millions

Crazy Days and Nights

Blame Jessica

Perez Hilton

Lynsey Nordstrom Or Jessica Simpson?

DListed

Jessica Simpson blamed for Cowboy's loss

The Superficial

Tony Romo’s Vacation With Jessica Simpson Blamed for Cowboy’s Loss

Us Magazine

Jessica Simpson and her curse doom Cowboys

Celbridiot

Jessica Simpson blamed for Dallas Cowboys losing against the New York Giants

Showbizspy

I'm sure there are more but I'm still just sick over the whole thing. Besides, I'm busy watching TMZ to see if Shitney actually decides to go into the courthouse 5 hours late or continues to drive around it.

Mary Hart is an idiot. Who wrote her "lines"? The writers are supposed to be on strike. Maybe everyone wrote their own. She's lame.

Best Picture--"Atonement"

Ugg Mary Hart presenting. She's a pain.

Best Motion Picture Musical or Comedy--"Sweeney Todd" (3rd correct!)

Best Foreign Language Film--"The Diving Bell and the Butterfly" France & USA

Best TV Series Drama--"Madmen"

Best Actor--Daniel Day-Lew "There Will Be Blood"

Best Original Score Motion Picture--"Atonement"

Best Actress TV Musical or Comedy--Tina Fey "30 Rock" (got 1 right)

Best Director--Julian Schnabel "The Diving Bell and the Butterfly"

Best Actor Musical or Comedy--Johnny Depp "Sweeney Todd" (2nd correct)

Best Screenplay Motion Picture--"No Country for Old Men"

Best Actor TV Series Comedy--David Duchovny "Californication"

Best TV Series Comedy--Extras

(I'm not guessing the winners AT ALL)

Best Actress Drama--Julie Christie "Away from Her"

Best Actress-Musical or Comedy--Marion Cotillard "La Vie En Rose"

Best Mini Series or TV Movie--"Longford"

Best Supporting Actor--Javier Bardem "No Country for Old Men"

Best Actor--Mini Series or TV Movie--Jim Broadbend "Longford"

Best Actress Mini Series or TV Movie--Queen Latifah "Life Support"

Stupid Larry King is talking during the announcements and they didn't mute his mike.

Best Supporting Actress-Series, Mini-Series or TV Movie--Samantha Morton "Longford"

Best Actor, TV Drama--Jon Hamm "Mad Men"

Best Animated Feature Film--Ratatouille

Supporting Actress--Cate Blanchett "I'm Not There"

Original Song--Guaranteed "Into the Wild"

Best Supporting Actor-Mini Series or TV Movie--Jeremy Piven "Entourage"

Best TV Actress--Glenn Close "Damages"

No Golden Globe Awards today. Just a press conference with winners. Damn. I LOVE Award Shows.

Ok, the voice and mouth isn't working.

I hope he gets dogged out something fierce.

Asshole.

Fuck!!!!!!!!

After spending the by week in Mexico with Pimpa & Jessucka, Roma had better win today. Right now, Cowboys are 17, Giants 14 in the 3rd. I haven't been able to watch but so I can't say how he's been, but if we lose, I'm blaming that blow-up doll and her stupid pink jersey.

Damn! Down by 4points with 16 seconds to go.

Well, well, well. Maybe it's FINALLY happened. Shitney may just have hit rock bottom. Or at least pretty damn close to it.

After a no show for her court mandated deposition yesterday she showed up today 90 minutes late for what was to be a 2 hour meeting. Leaving only 30 minutes to answer a few questions.

Then evidently today was her day with the boys. Visitation until 7pm. But when Kevin's bodyguard came to her house (I thought she only uses hotels?) she refused to hand over the boys.

Lawyers for both sides showed up, police, ambulance, fire truck, helicopter, of course photographers and finally Kevin. Kevin was the one to talk the batshit crazy and "under the influence of something" stupid bitch into handing over Jayden.

Shitney was strapped to a gurney, yet she managed to sit up (crazy, high people have amazing strength--should have tazed her) and flip off her friends the paps.

She'll ungo evaluation for drugs, alcohol and hopefully mental too.


This from That Other Blog:

LAPD spokesman Jason Lee said,

Police were called to Britney Spears mansion this evening. She was refusing to hand the children over to their father as part of a court order. We were called and the situation is now what we call a Code 4 - which means everything is done. That means we verified the court document and the children are being returned to their father via representative.

However we do believe Britney Spears is under the influence and needs to be evaluated. She is being transported to hospital where she will be tested for both drink and drugs. At this stage we do not know what she may or may not have taken - that’s while she needs to be evaluated.

But obviously if the test does prove positive then we would be looking to move her to a police station and charge her. But again I cannot say if that will happen for sure until we get the evaluation test results.

Kevin went to the hospital to check on her (see I've always known he was a good guy) and her father is there. Reportedly they are trying to get her held under law for a 72 hour mental evaluation.

It's not post partum like her "fans" (hee hee) want to think. It's drugs, alcohol, stupidity and batshit crazy mixed with a sense of entitlement.

Personally, I'm hoping she commits suicide. Soon. Then Lindsey Lohan. Then all will be right in the world.

Go WalWart only $2.96 to label my vagina my golden ticket.