The Bad

Jade Jagger--Madonna did it better AND at in the 80's

Mischa Barton--needs a headband

Mary Kate--she does love the Mrs Roper dresses

Kylie Minogue--she just can't ever get it right

Daisy Lowe--ask Charlize for her stylist's number

Natalie Imbruglia--maybe if it was floor length?

Wow it lasted 9 months

The boring Benji Madden and skank Paris Hilton
have called it quits according to People.

Other sources claim he's to0 demanding, bosses her around and she wants to party.

Oh good just in time for the holidays a the single,
old slutty Paris running around.
Maybe she'll free Hohan and they can go wild like the old days.

Yeah Right

God I hate this idiot. Most things that come out of her mouth are stupid, so I'm not surprised at this.

She's telling People, "I was informed of my husband's divorce proceedings...by reading them online."

Whatever.

They have been separated since March.

Here is the biggest whore in Hollywood at the Fountainebleau Miami Beach grand opening Friday night.

Conflicting reports have her hitting hard on Madonna's new man, A-Rod
AND making out all night with some chick.

Either way, just stay away from the Butterscotch Stallion
and all will be good.

(I like the dress from the front but not so much after seeing the back.)

Duh!

"You know, I don't really talk about my sexual orientation.
Everybody that knows me personally they know I'm gay. I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman, and I'm proud to be gay."

Yeah, I don't need to know you personally to have
known you is gay Wanda, but I get your point.

Next? Queen, Oprah, Tommy???

Madonna-Las Vegas

We're back from Vegas and the Madonna concert was awesome.
She was an hour late and my sister was pissed but then I heard she was over 2 hours late in New York, so I guess we were lucky.

Can you believe she is 50?!
I doubt I could work out enough to be in this shape. Ever.

She hardly stopped moving the whole 2 hours.
Some parts were cheesy but overall, I loved it.

I've read online complaints about the guitar parts, but I liked them.

I'm a little sick of the stripper poles in her shows and she really needs to work on her skills. Basically she just spins on it.
Lame.

This is the worst costume I've seen.
The fake bangs only make it worse.
She later takes off the costume but not the fake hair.
Again. Lame.

Who is the singer on the screen?
I don't recognize him.
Anyone??

I'm still trying to decide if I should go to Ford Field tomorrow,
I probably won't, I like my new tradition of seeing her in Vegas
and to me, once I've seen a show, I don't need to see it over multiple times.

Two Breakups

Simon Cowell and Terri Seymour have split up.
In the breakup she received $9.4 million reportedly.
Wow! I'll date him next, moobs and all.

Also calling it quits are gross pedophile, Marilyn Manson and girl-child,
Evan Rachel Wood. Now she has another tat left over from
a broken relationship.

Lovely

Angelina looking as gorgeous as ever.

Good Lord

It's official.
He's a fucking mess.

Gwen & Zuma

Cute baby.
Stupid name.

Why?

Minnie Driver looks great, especially after just
having a baby. But why is she wearing a Hefty bag?

Holy Hell

Wow! He's been MIA for months and
this is how he looks when he decides to reemerge?
Still hot though.

He told reporters that he's done acting and is concentrating on music.
I hope he was messing with the reporter.

OMG!!

CHICAGO (WLS) -- The mother of singer and Oscar-winning actress Jennifer Hudson was one of two people found shot to death inside a home Friday.

A family member has confirmed Hudson's mother, Darnell Hudson Donerson, is one of the deceased.

The other victim, sources close to the investigation said, has been identified as Jennifer Hudson's brother, Jason Hudson.

Police are expected to provide more information as they progress with their investigation.

Update: Police were searching for a man and 7-year-old boy. The man is known as "William," has braids in his hair, and could be driving a 1994 Chevy or a green four-door Chrysler, according to police. The boy, identified as Julian King, was wearing a tan jersey with the number 5 on it and tan slacks.

An Amber Alert has been issued for the child.

WTF??

Does Jude Law have any other shirts?
It seems like every time he is photographed he is
wearing the same clothes.

His widow's peak is getting more severe so to compensate
he shows off his gross chest hair. Not a good plan.
He looks sleazy not hot.

RDJ isn't looking good either.

Why??

Sarah Ferguson and daughter Eugenie visiting the Teenage Cancer Unit at St James' Hospital in England today.

I almost hate to slag them while doing charity work, but...
what the hell are they wearing? Seriously the royals have more money than anyone and these two are dressed like they shopped at T.J. Maxx ten years ago.

Kate Middleton needs to take Eugenie under her wing
and teach her how to dress.

Not cute!

Here's Victoria on the cover of India Vogue.

Not looking good.
Remember when she wore ratty extensions all the time?
Her own short hair is so much more attractive.

That was fast

Guy Ritchie isn't wasting any time getting over his marriage.
He he is with reported new squeeze Kelly Reilly, who is in his current flick Sherlock Holmes.

Cute couple and I doubt being with her will be like "cuddling up to a piece of gristle".

Princes on Bikes

England's hot Princes William and Harry
have set off on Enduro Africa 08.

What is it??

Basically it's a fundraiser for UNICEF, Sentebale – The Princes' Fund for Lesotho, the Nelson Mandela Children's Fund and Touch Africa.

Participates ride motorcycles for 8 days through South Africa's most rugged and isolated terrain – the Wild Coast.

What in Holy Hell

First of all, this is seriously one of the
most disgusting things I have ever seen.

I can 100% guarantee that this is not one of
the surgeon's reference pictures.

She needs to purchase a one-piece bathing suit.
Some bodies are not meant for bikini's
even if they aren't fat.

The latest on "the divorce"

Wow, only 24 hours and so much is coming out. Most of it is contradictory but still. Gossip sells.

Madonna and A-Rod are together. No, they are not.
There isn't a pre-nup. Yes, there is.
Guy left her, no she lowered the boom.
Guy will get 1/2 of her almost $600 million, but wait--he doesn't want her money.

One thing IS certain, Madonna is holding a grudge.

She played in Boston last night and opened the show with "I'm Not Sorry," and said, "That's right, I'm not sorry".

Before singing "Miles Away," she said, "This song is for the emotionally retarded. You may know a few people like that. God knows I do." The song is about Guy as she told Elle magazine this year.

Also, The Daily Mail is now reporting that during Madonna's October 6 show in New York — with 29 dates left in the tour — Madonna made the comment "In exactly 29 moves, the queen will dump the king," which the paper speculated showed a plan, evidently since abandoned, on the singer's part to announce her divorce after the tour.

Madonna has hired Prince Charles' divorce attorney and Guy has Princess Diana's. Well, we know Diana got a lot more than what was first offered to her.

More to come, I'm sure of it.

I'm sad about this divorce, I seriously thought that they had true love. Pfft. What do I know?

Peppy Posh

Posh Spice pushing her stupid denim crap
(that even Kitson won't sell) in Madrid.

This is the most animated I've ever seen her.

BTW--Madonna does funky heels MUCH better.

Another one bites the dust.

Damn is everyone breaking up?! The latest is David Duchovny and Tea Leoni. Yeah, this one isn't a big surprise. According to People, they have have been separated for a few months.

And now for the statement:

"In light of continuous speculation over the lives and marriage of Tea Leoni and David Duchovny, the couple has confirmed that they have in fact been separated for several months. The couple had hoped to keep this separation private for the sake of their children."

Blah, blah, blah.

Another Breakup

Well it's been rumored for months but evidently now it's true.
Madonna and Guy Ritchie are divorcing.

Oh no!! I actually like Guy with Madonna.
I was hoping that they would be able to stick it out.

Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

First Dirt, now the Riches have been cancelled.

Even though the series was Golden Globe and Emmy nominated that wasn't enough to save it.

Damn!! All my favorite shows are getting cancelled.
All that's left are stupid "reality" shows.

Branglina at the premiere of 'Changeling' at Ziegfeld Theater.
She looks awesome, especially for just having twins.

If Clint Eastwood has his way, Angelina will be picking up her second Oscar next year.

Says Clint, "I've always admired her talent. She's somewhat hampered sometimes by having this gorgeous face, the most gorgeous face on the planet. She's on covers and all that stuff. But,she is a great talent, and it would be easy to overlook that, except after seeing this you realize that she is this great, talented person."

The King

Not liking those pants but damn he's fucking hot. Can't wait for The Tudors.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers in Dublin, Ireland.

Always Beautiful

Washed-Up Losers

Well, well, well. Looks like the Haimster & Feldman were in the same place at the same time. Couldn't find any pictures of them together.

Wonder if they are still feuding?
Or if The Two Coreys Season 3 is filming?

Bwaaahaaa!!! Thanks Perez for the heads up!!!
Peta has updated their website to include
free Trollsen masks for Halloween.

OMG how funny. And true.
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