Bet YOUR Christmas won't be this fun

The ex-Mrs Guy Richie's Christmas plans are
being posted fast and furiously.

According to this report, Madonna and all of her children will arrive at Ashcombe House in Wiltshire on December 23 to spend "several days" with Guy.

He is planning on spoiling the children, letting them watch TV and having a turkey dinner on Christmas.

Madonna however, will be eating fish instead of turkey,
working out and entertaining her rebound boy,
Alex Rodriguez, as he will also join them in England at some point.

Now if we can just get Carlos Leon
and Dennis Rodman to come along we might have a
real Merry Christmas.

WTF? Who works out on Christmas?!!