Friday, August 01, 2008

Put a fork in them

They're done.
The two biggest whores (other than Sienna) are moving on.
Lance Armstrong has dumped Kate Hudson and is on the prowl for the next hot chick to bang.

Perez says:

An insider reveals to Chicago's Sun Times that Lance Armstrong dumped Kate Hudson's sorry ass because he was feeling a bit ”smothered” by the blonde bimbo.

A pal of Armstrong's tells the paper:

…the sports hero felt Hudson was ”just too needy,” and was coming on ''too strong, too fast … sensing Kate was way too desperate, a woman who clearly can't be on her own without a man in her life at all times.”

The Times went on to point out that Lance may have a point:

Hudson always seems to escalate her relationships quickly — even turning things into familylike outings with her son Ryder ever-present, as he has been with Armstrong and with Hudson's last flame, Owen Wilson.

True enough. Between the kid's long hair and a different man every few months, he MUST be confused over what is what. Poor kid.