The Iffy

Idina Menzel--Those shoes suck, did she get a trout pout?
And the dress is yucky. But she's usually pretty.

Patricia Field--who would know she's stylist?
From the thighs down she's ok but going North, not so much.

The Donald and Melanie--Another shapeless white dress.
Is she pregnant? And why the matching squinty eyes?

the scraps hanging down like toilet paper stuck in her underwear

You don't wear the label on the outside.