The Bad.

Ashley Olsen--Why do none of her clothes fit?
Even I can afford tailoring.

Donna Karan--designers can't dress themselves.

Seinfelds--I HATE these twats.
Why is that belt threatening to strangle her?
I hope it succeeds.

Joan Allen--camel toe is never good.

Jill Hennessy--Too short for that slit.
Color is too light. Fivehead is too shiny.
Some points given for being able to count her ribs.

Katie Couric--Has the body of an old, fat gymnast. NOT. GOOD.

Caroline Rhea--WTF?
And pregnancy is no excuse for this mess.