What IS her problem?

Ok so before I had kinda noticed that Florence (not her real name) was making smarky remarks when I would be talking to Jeri (not her real name) about celeb gossip. But then I thought maybe I was being overly sensitive because of my other problems. So I asked Jeri if she noticed. She said she hadn't but that the specific incident that triggered my question she kinda had noticed. Hmmm. So then I asked Cindy (not her real name) and she said she doesn't pay attention to Jeri & I or Florence. So then I wasn't sure.

Today Florence, Cartman and I were the only ones working. Around 2:30 Florence says kinda loud, and I wasn't sure who she was talking to, I hadn't heard Cartman, "Pam Anderson is such trailer trash". So I said, " Oh I love her". And as I was saying, in the same breath, "as a matter of fact, I just put up a picture of her at my desk", that bitch says, "you would". WTF??

Now, I admit that some pictures of Pammy aren't the most flattering, and she IS kinda trash-tastic, but I like her because she does a bunch for PETA. Although I'm at odds with her because evidently she's opened a resturant with some chef and they are serving something mean. Veal or fois-gras. Can't remember the details. But I still like her.

Back to point. What the hell is Florence's problem with me? I've not ever been mean to her, and it's not my fault that I read all the good celeb-blogs and read the gossip for free and she pays for subscriptions and by the time she gets the mags in the mail and shows them to me and I say, "oh I saw that on _____ .com last week" that her crap is out dated and the stories have been updated. Now is it?

And it's not MY fault that she's at LEAST 100 lbs overweight and that as soon as she comes into work at 10:00 she's deciding what to eat for lunch that's 4 1/2 hours away and that I complain about being overweight when she probably prays to the Virgin Mary or St. Guadalupe every morning and night to just please lose 5 lbs so she can wear her wedding ring without it cutting off the circulation in her finger and turning it black.

I guess I'll just say, "bless her" fat butt, chubby face, fat arms, thighs etc.

PS. I think it's funny (ok I'm a little evil) that she's HUGE and yet has a subscription to Fitness magazine. Have you seen the cover models and the pictures inside? She should take the money and join Weight Watchers instead or get that magazine.