Tuesday, June 20, 2006
Angelina Jolie Not Done Collecting Refugees
From Defamer.com (love them!)
Perhaps finding the process of biological birth too frightening and physically taxing, Angelina Jolie has announced that the next addition to her multicultural brood will once again come via adoption. But while her earlier selections of Cambodian and Ethiopian refugees were clearly impulse buys made during her many missions of peace as a goodwill ambassador for the U.N., she and Brad Pitt will put greater care into their next choice:
"We don't know which which country. But we're looking at different countries," the actress tells [Anderson] Cooper. "And we're I'm just it's gonna be the balance of what would be best for Mad and for Z right now. It's, you know, another boy, another girl, which country, which race would fit best with the kids."
With Southeast Asian, African, and Anglo-European children already receiving adequate representation within the family, the infant coordination process becomes an incredibly difficult one. A single miscalculation in the proper balance of gender, nationality, and race could result in ugly intrafamilial civil war that even United Jolie-Pitt Nations Secretary General Maddox is unable to prevent with a lengthy imposition of sandbox sanctions.
Ok, I am loving Angelina so much. I've always liked her, especially when she was married to Billy Bob Thornton. (for a skinny old guy he his kinda hot) I even liked when they wore each others' blood. (what can I say, I'm a romantic) But what the hell is she thinking!! My gosh woman you JUST adopted one before you got pregnant, so you robbed her of that time while you were flying around everywhere then going to Africa for the birth. (well, c-section but I guess they still call it a birth-shouldn't it be called an operation?) Then after you have the new kid the poor little 1st adopted kid doesn't get pimped in the People $$$ but the 2nd one does, but other than that you don't see her usually. Now she wants to adopt AGAIN?! and the new one isn't a month old yet? I realize she & Brad can afford it as far as money but what about time? The two girls will never get as much attention as Maddox got or still gets, now she wants to further divide the time left after subtracting Maddox's and split amongst 3 other kids? Then how many more? Why not just buy an orphanage, wouldn't that be faster? And I've noticed all the "celebrities" almost always adopt infants with no problems. I say almost because some hot guy and his wife adopted and I think the kid was 5. Can't remember who though. But that could be the exception or they may have had the kid and it took longer for some reason. I might have to check into it if I still care later.
Oh well, Angelina on Anderson Cooper tonight. She'll make trailer trash Britney look worse (if that's possible)
Go team Jolie!!!!!