Thursday, November 20, 2008

The Good

Red Carpet Arrivals
Grand Opening Atlantis--Dubai


Charlize--this is how to wear a white dress


Hohan--hate this twat but I must admit she looks good
of course the bar is low for her

Trinny Woodall--another beautiful white dress


Gerard Butler--it's been a long time (Phantom) since
he's looked this good
The Bad

Jade Jagger--Madonna did it better AND at in the 80's


Mischa Barton--needs a headband


Mary Kate--she does love the Mrs Roper dresses


Kylie Minogue--she just can't ever get it right


Daisy Lowe--ask Charlize for her stylist's number


Natalie Imbruglia--maybe if it was floor length?
Wow it lasted 9 months

The boring Benji Madden and skank Paris Hilton
have called it quits according to People.

Other sources claim he's to0 demanding, bosses her around and she wants to party.

Oh good just in time for the holidays a the single,
old slutty Paris running around.
Maybe she'll free Hohan and they can go wild like the old days.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Yeah Right

God I hate this idiot. Most things that come out of her mouth are stupid, so I'm not surprised at this.

She's telling People, "I was informed of my husband's divorce proceedings...by reading them online."

Whatever.

They have been separated since March.



Here is the biggest whore in Hollywood at the Fountainebleau Miami Beach grand opening Friday night.

Conflicting reports have her hitting hard on Madonna's new man, A-Rod
AND making out all night with some chick.

Either way, just stay away from the Butterscotch Stallion
and all will be good.

(I like the dress from the front but not so much after seeing the back.)

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Duh!

"You know, I don't really talk about my sexual orientation.
Everybody that knows me personally they know I'm gay. I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman, and I'm proud to be gay
."

Yeah, I don't need to know you personally to have
known you is gay Wanda, but I get your point.

Next? Queen, Oprah, Tommy???
Madonna-Las Vegas

We're back from Vegas and the Madonna concert was awesome.
She was an hour late and my sister was pissed but then I heard she was over 2 hours late in New York, so I guess we were lucky.



Can you believe she is 50?!
I doubt I could work out enough to be in this shape. Ever.

She hardly stopped moving the whole 2 hours.
Some parts were cheesy but overall, I loved it.


I've read online complaints about the guitar parts, but I liked them.


I'm a little sick of the stripper poles in her shows and she really needs to work on her skills. Basically she just spins on it.
Lame.


This is the worst costume I've seen.
The fake bangs only make it worse.
She later takes off the costume but not the fake hair.
Again. Lame.


Who is the singer on the screen?
I don't recognize him.
Anyone??

I'm still trying to decide if I should go to Ford Field tomorrow,
I probably won't, I like my new tradition of seeing her in Vegas
and to me, once I've seen a show, I don't need to see it over multiple times.


Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Two Breakups


Simon Cowell and Terri Seymour have split up.
In the breakup she received $9.4 million reportedly.
Wow! I'll date him next, moobs and all.

Also calling it quits are gross pedophile, Marilyn Manson and girl-child,
Evan Rachel Wood. Now she has another tat left over from
a broken relationship.

Monday, November 03, 2008

Lovely

Angelina looking as gorgeous as ever.

Sunday, November 02, 2008

Good Lord

It's official.
He's a fucking mess.

Friday, October 31, 2008

Gwen & Zuma

Cute baby.
Stupid name.
Why?

Minnie Driver looks great, especially after just
having a baby. But why is she wearing a Hefty bag?

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Holy Hell

Wow! He's been MIA for months and
this is how he looks when he decides to reemerge?
Still hot though.

He told reporters that he's done acting and is concentrating on music.
I hope he was messing with the reporter.

Friday, October 24, 2008

OMG!!

The mother of singer and Oscar-winning actress Jennifer Hudson was one of two people found shot to death inside a home Friday.

A family member has confirmed Hudson's mother, Darnell Hudson Donerson, is one of the deceased.

The other victim, sources close to the investigation said, has been identified as Jennifer Hudson's brother, Jason Hudson.

Police are expected to provide more information as they progress with their investigation.

Update: Police were searching for a man and 7-year-old boy. The man is known as "William," has braids in his hair, and could be driving a 1994 Chevy or a green four-door Chrysler, according to police. The boy, identified as Julian King, was wearing a tan jersey with the number 5 on it and tan slacks.

An Amber Alert has been issued for the child.

WTF??

Does Jude Law have any other shirts?
It seems like every time he is photographed he is
wearing the same clothes.

His widow's peak is getting more severe so to compensate
he shows off his gross chest hair. Not a good plan.
He looks sleazy not hot.

RDJ isn't looking good either.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Why??

Sarah Ferguson and daughter Eugenie visiting the Teenage Cancer Unit at St James' Hospital in England today.

I almost hate to slag them while doing charity work, but...
what the hell are they wearing? Seriously the royals have more money than anyone and these two are dressed like they shopped at T.J. Maxx ten years ago.

Kate Middleton needs to take Eugenie under her wing
and teach her how to dress.

Not cute!

Here's Victoria on the cover of India Vogue.

Not looking good.
Remember when she wore ratty extensions all the time?
Her own short hair is so much more attractive.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

That was fast

Guy Ritchie isn't wasting any time getting over his marriage.
He he is with reported new squeeze Kelly Reilly, who is in his current flick Sherlock Holmes.

Cute couple and I doubt being with her will be like "cuddling up to a piece of gristle".



Saturday, October 18, 2008

Princes on Bikes



England's hot Princes William and Harry
have set off on Enduro Africa 08.

What is it??


Basically it's a fundraiser for
UNICEF, Sentebale – The Princes' Fund for Lesotho, the Nelson Mandela Children's Fund and Touch Africa.

Participates ride motorcycles for 8 days through South Africa's most rugged and isolated terrain – the Wild Coast.

What in Holy Hell

First of all, this is seriously one of the
most disgusting things I have ever seen.

I can 100% guarantee that this is not one of
the surgeon's reference pictures.

She needs to purchase a one-piece bathing suit.
Some bodies are not meant for bikini's
even if they aren't fat.